Steve Mittleman

Why book Steve Mittleman?

A GIGSALAD FAVORITE: LOOKING TO HIRE A CROWD PLEASING STANDUP COMEDIAN? YOU FOUND HIM... and COMEDY FOR ALL OCCASIONS. Corporate Clean, Family Oriented and Nationally Respected, STEVE HAS EARNED A REPUTATION AS ONE OF THE BEST COMICS AROUND... HE STARTED TOURING IN 1980 AND HAS KEPT AUDIENCES LAUGHING EVER SINCE.

COMIC RELIEF PRODUCER, Bob Zmuda: "When you hire Steve, you hire one of the funniest I've worked with. And I've worked with hundreds."

STEVE"S APPEARED on THE TONIGHT SHOW with both CARSON & LENO, also LETTERMAN.. SHOWTIME, HBO, ABC, NBC, CBS, COMEDY CENTRAL (1,000 TIMES). and on almost EVERY STANDUP TV SHOW OUT THERE... ie CANADA and ENGLAND.

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Review by Colleen J.

Steve performs a very sophisticated comedy routine. It was perfect for a corporate party.

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Priced Fairly
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Reviewer: Colleen J.
Event: Corporate Event in Simi Valley, CA
Event Date: Dec 11, 2009
Hired As: Comedian

Response from Steve Mittleman:

Colleen was great to work with. For me 5 Stars would be best - especially if I was 'Perfect' for a corporate party.

Booking Info

  • Fee: $1000 - $6000

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Steve Mittleman

A GIGSALAD FAVORITE: STEVE'S CROWD PLEASING CORPORATE SHOWS INCLUDE: IBM - AMEX - PIZZA HUT - THE RED CROSS - MINNESOTA TWINS - U-HAUL - BOEING - MILLER BEER - MEDPLUS - STANTEC - TOYOTA - GENERATIONS HEALTHCARE - TEXAS INSTRUMENTS - ENTERPRISE RENT-A-CAR - WAYNE DALTON CORPORATION - NICHOLAS-FLICK GOLF, HONEYWELL - WEALTH ENHANCEMENT GROUP - IN TOUCH TODAY CORPORATION and many more.

"Steve Mittleman is an excellent choice for any corporate event planner attempting to balance "laugh out loud funny" and "workplace appropriate." With employees ranging in age from 21 - 80, Steve offered universal appeal and EVERYONE was laughing!"
-NICK DYER, ENTERPRISE RENT-A-CAR

SEASONED: Steve's headlined HOLIDAY PARTIES, country clubs, golf events, casinos, churches, temples and PRIVATE PARTIES OF ALL KINDS: BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, FUND RAISERS, WEDDINGS, BAR MITZVAHS and HOLIDAY SHOWS. He can MC, CUSTOMIZE MATERIAL and WORK THE CROWD. Guests know he's taken the time to personalize some of his routine. Steve's also worked with: Leno, Seinfeld, Ray Romano, Drew Carey, Ellen, Roseanne, Dennis Miller, Bill Maher and many more.

QUOTES: SEINFELD: 'MITTLEMAN is always funny!' - STEVE MARTIN: 'He's FUNNY!'
JACKIE MASON: 'A great comedian!' - JOHNNY CARSON: 'You're MY KIND of comedian.'

VARIETY:'Mittleman is so funny!'PEOPLE MAGAZINE:'He's one funny guy!'
FEATURED in THE NY POST.. THE NY DAILY NEWS.. THE NY TIMES: "MITTLEMAN... FUNNY!"
THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE, ALLAN JOHNSON: 'Mittleman's forte, clever jokes delivered in a slightly goofy, yet totally charming, manner.' THE LA TIMES, DUNCAN STRAUSS: 'Clean, clever, understated material imparted with a retiring, kill-em-with-softness delivery.'

TOURS INCLUDE: NATALIE COLE & GLADYS KNIGHT... CRUISE LINES: NCL - ROYAL CARIBBEAN - PRINCESS & OCEANIA & THREE EVENTS FOR SAN DIEGO HARBOR EXCURSIONS. CASINOS: LAS VEGAS: The MGM, The RED ROCK, THE GOLDEN NUGGET, THE TROP. ATLANTIC CITY: The BORGATA, RESORTS, THE SANDS, THE CLARIDGE and THE TROP. ALSO CONNECTICUT, TAHOE, RENO, PALM SPRINGS and many INDIAN CASINOS.

STEVE'S QUICK WIT INCLUDES PERSONAL STORIES and HILARIOUS ONE-LINERS:

MY KITCHEN: 'I cleaned out my fridge. It had been a while. The baked potato, looked like a CHIA PET.'

I'M A TALL GUY: 'I'm 6'4', I got my height from my parents... MOM'S 3'2', DAD'S 3'2'.'

WEAK CHIN: ' When I played the violin, I had to shove it in MY MOUTH. 'I grew a beard once, it looked like a FUR TONGUE.'

BAD GOLFER: 'I'm a Star Trek golfer, my ball goes where no ball has ever gone before. I once lost a ball putting... IN MY HOUSE.'

MANY CRUISES: 'I ate so much, I had to let out MY SOCKS.'

MOM: 'Bad cook! She made Jello once, I found A BONE.'
DAD: 'Strict! When I was 5, I accidentally set the house on fire. He sent me to MY ROOM.'

THE CORPORATE WORLD LOVES STEVE'S LAZY-MAN JOKES: 'I'M A SNAILBLAZER.'
'I NEVER CLIMBED THE CORPORATE LADDER, I WAS THE SPOTTER.'
'I SAY TRY GOING BEYOND WHAT YOU'VE ALREADY MASTERED – ORDER MORE CHANNELS.'
'AFTER 25 YEARS AS A STANDUP COMEDIAN, I FIGURED IT WAS ABOUT TIME, SO I GAVE MYSELF AN EMPLOYEE APPRECIATION DAY.'

ROUTINES INCLUDE: Traveling, newlyweds, marriage, dating, cruises, Europe, LA, sports, restaurants, his family, his ex, getting engaged, birthdays and being a CLASS CLOWN. WHEN YOU HIRE STEVE, YOU'LL HEAR MORE AND BE GLAD YOU DID.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, STEVE HAD A MAKEOVER on ABC'S EXTREME MAKEOVER: 'Who knew ABC stood for 'A BIGGER CHIN?' 'My worst fear? They cancel the show in the middle of my surgery.' STEVE'S SIGNATURE ONE-LINER: 'The worst thing about having a weak chin? It took me 3 - 4 hours to change A PILLOWCASE.' Extreme Makeover led to appearances on LARRY KING LIVE, ABC NEWS and THE BOB & TOM SHOW.

Steve's appeared in numerous SITCOMS and FEATURE FILMS, ie. the beloved hit film 'ROXANNE' (as Ralston, one of the funny firemen) with Steve Martin.

MITTLE-MATH:STEVE'S HONED HIS SKILLS OVER 25 YEARS, THOUSANDS OF SHOWS and MILLIONS OF LAUGHS. LET'S TALK AND SEE HOW WE CAN MAKE YOUR OCCASION GREAT. LET STEVE LIGHTEN UP YOUR EVENT. LAUGHTER IS AN INSTANT VACATION. Guests recognize him! You'll hear: 'I KNOW HIM'... 'I'VE SEEN HIM'... 'I LOVE HIM.'

Testimonials

Steve is very professional and leaves the audience smiling. He entertained our audience of 250 and gave them all a great time. He's great to work with and left me with my cheeks hurting.

12/12/2007

– Mario S.

Steve was very good at breaking the monotony of your classic corporate dinner. Had the hard judges of our company laughing and participating in the event, and that says a lot!!! I would recommend his services; given the parameters Steve had to perform within he did a great job...it's hard to make people laugh when you cannot discuss religion, sex, and politics, and yet he managed to make it a fun evening for all of us. Thank you.

12/8/2007

– Erika S.

Steve is a great person and very reliable. He was a surprise for my husband's 60th birthday and he was very funny and friendly with the audience. Our friends and family were laughing and enjoying his humor. Thanks Steve for coming and being a part of our evening.

11/10/2007

– Mary W.

Steve is wonderful to work with! He is very professional. You cant go wrong hiring him! He is very funny! He made our party an absolute success! E Hurray Newport Beach, CA

11/4/2006

– Erin H.

Steve was great!. We gave him some material at the last minute to make our party more personal and he was enthused to use the material. He remembered it and worked it into his act and it was a huge success! It was nice to have the interaction with the crowd. Steve was very witty and funny.

12/9/2006

– Kelli J.

Steve was easy to work with and a great performer! Our party was a rousing success because of Steve and his ability to perform in any setting. I am very pleased with my choice to use him at this year's party and would do it again in a heart beat!

12/16/2006

– Amy A.

Really jumped in to become involved with our group! Steve is great!

4/13/2007

– Barb D

I hired Steve Mittleman for an event to raise money for a theater restoration. Steve was very professional, personable and funny. He was easy to communicate with before the show and the evening went perfectly. I would highly recommend Steve Mittleman for any event if you want easy, intelligent and non intrusive humor. A class act.

4/28/2007

– Leigh M.

He was so fuuny! Truly got our party off to a wonderful start. Would highly recomemend him to anyone.

9/22/2007,

– Tiffany S.

We hired Steve for a corporate event and he had the guests laughing so hard they were crying.

10/16/2007

– Tommie L

Fantastic! It was good clean fun that was enjoyed by all at our company event. I strongly recommend him for any corporate function.

11/30/2007

– Darlene H

Steve was fun to work with prior to the event. He tailored the comedy to our companies maturity level and did a fine job delivering. I can't recommend enough Steve for your special event or even in a nightclub.
12/12/2007

– John L

Steve Mittleman is an excellent choice for any corporate event planner attempting to balance "laugh out loud funny" and "workplace appropriate." With employees ranging in age from 21 - 80, Steve offered universal appeal and EVERYONE was laughing!
1/5/2008

– Nick D

Steve is wonderful to work with! He is very professional. You cant go wrong hiring him! He is very funny! He made our party an absolute success! 11/4/2006

– Erin H.

Steve was great!. We gave him some material at the last minute to make our party more personal and he was enthused to use the material. He remembered it and worked it into his act and it was a huge success! It was nice to have the interaction with the crowd. Steve was very witty and funny. 12/9/2006

– Kelli J.

Steve was easy to work with and a great performer! Our party was a rousing success because of Steve and his ability to perform in any setting. I am very pleased with my choice to use him at this year's party and would do it again in a heart beat! 12/16/2006

– Amy A.

I hired Steve Mittleman for an event to raise money for a theater restoration. Steve was very professional, personable and funny. He was easy to communicate with before the show and the evening went perfectly. I would highly recommend Steve Mittleman for any event if you want easy, intelligent and non intrusive humor. A class act. 4/28/2007

– Leigh M.

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