Steve Mittleman
Comedian in Los Angeles, CA
Why hire Steve Mittleman?
A GIGSALAD FAVORITE: LOOKING TO HIRE A CROWD PLEASING STANDUP COMEDIAN? YOU FOUND HIM... and COMEDY FOR ALL OCCASIONS. Corporate Clean, Family Oriented and Nationally Respected, STEVE HAS EARNED A REPUTATION AS ONE OF THE BEST COMICS AROND... HE STARTED TOURING IN 1980 AND HAS KEPT AUDIENCES LAUGHING EVER SINCE.
COMIC RELIEF PRODUCER, Bob Zmuda: "When you hire Steve, you hire one of the funniest I've worked with. And I've worked with hundreds."
STEVE"S APPEARED on THE TONIGHT SHOW with both CARSON & LENO, also LETTERMAN.. SHOWTIME, HBO, ABC, NBC, CBS, COMEDY CENTRAL (1,000 TIMES). and on almost EVERY STANDUP TV SHOW OUT THERE... ie CANADA and ENGLAND.
Steve performs a very sophisticated comedy routine. It was perfect for a corporate party.
Response from Steve Mittleman:
Colleen was great to work with. For me 5 Stars would be best - especially if I was 'Perfect' for a corporate party.
Hired by: Colleen J.
- Expertise
- Communication
- Professionalism
- Priced Fairly
- Adaptability
Event Date: December 11th, 2009
Event: Corporate Event in Simi Valley, California
Services provided: Comedian
About
A GIGSALAD FAVORITE: STEVE'S CROWD PLEASING CORPORATE SHOWS INCLUDE: IBM - AMEX - PIZZA HUT - THE RED CROSS - MINNESOTA TWINS - U-HAUL - BOEING - MILLER BEER - MEDPLUS - STANTEC - TOYOTA - GENERATIONS HEALTHCARE - TEXAS INSTRUMENTS - ENTERPRISE RENT-A-CAR - WAYNE DALTON CORPORATION - NICHOLAS-FLICK GOLF, HONEYWELL - WEALTH ENHANCEMENT GROUP - IN TOUCH TODAY CORPORATION and many more.
"Steve Mittleman is an excellent choice for any corporate event planner attempting to balance "laugh out loud funny" and "workplace appropriate." With employees ranging in age from 21 - 80, Steve offered universal appeal and EVERYONE was laughing!"
-NICK DYER, ENTERPRISE RENT-A-CAR
SEASONED: Steve's headlined HOLIDAY PARTIES, country clubs, golf events, casinos, churchs, temples and PRIVATE PARTIES OF ALL KINDS: BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, FUND RAISERS, WEDDINGS, BAR MITZVAHS and HOLIDAY SHOWS. He can MC, CUSTOMIZE MATERIAL and WORK THE CROWD. Guests know he's taken the time to personalize some of his routine. Steve's also worked with: Leno, Seinfeld, Ray Romano, Drew Carey, Ellen, Roseanne, Dennis Miller, Bill Maher and many more.
QUOTES: SEINFELD: 'MITTLEMAN is always funny!' - STEVE MARTIN: 'He's FUNNY!'
JACKIE MASON: 'A great comedian!' - JOHNNY CARSON: 'You're MY KIND of comedian.'
VARIETY: 'Mittleman is so funny!' PEOPLE MAGAZINE: 'He's one funny guy!'
FEATURED in THE NY POST.. THE NY DAILY NEWS.. THE NY TIMES: "MITTLEMAN... FUNNY!"
THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE, ALLAN JOHNSON: 'Mittleman's forte, clever jokes delivered in a slightly goofy, yet totally charming, manner.' THE LA TIMES, DUNCAN STRAUSS: 'Clean, clever, understated material imparted with a retiring, kill-em-with-softness delivery.'
TOURS INCLUDE: NATALIE COLE & GLADYS KNIGHT... CRUISE LINES: NCL - ROYAL CARIBBEAN - PRINCESS & OCEANIA & THREE EVENTS FOR SAN DIEGO HARBOR EXCURSIONS. CASINOS: LAS VEGAS: The MGM, The RED ROCK, THE GOLDEN NUGGET, THE TROP. ATLANTIC CITY: The BORGATA, RESORTS, THE SANDS, THE CLARIDGE and THE TROP. ALSO CONNECTICUT, TAHOE, RENO, PALM SPRINGS and many INDIAN CASINOS.
STEVE'S QUICK WIT INCLUDES PERSONAL STORIES and HILARIOUS ONE-LINERS:
MY KITCHEN: 'I cleaned out my fridge. It had been a while. The baked potato, looked like a CHIA PET.'
I'M A TALL GUY: 'I'm 6'4', I got my height from my parents... MOM'S 3'2', DAD'S 3'2'.'
WEAK CHIN: ' When I played the violin, I had to shove it in MY MOUTH. 'I grew a beard once, it looked like a FUR TONGUE.'
BAD GOLFER: 'I'm a Star Trek golfer, my ball goes where no ball has ever gone before. I once lost a ball putting... IN MY HOUSE.'
MANY CRUISES: 'I ate so much, I had to let out MY SOCKS.'
MOM: 'Bad cook! She made Jello once, I found A BONE.'
DAD: 'Strict! When I was 5, I accidentally set the house on fire. He sent me to MY ROOM.'
THE CORPORATE WORLD LOVES STEVE'S LAZY-MAN JOKES: 'I'M A SNAILBLAZER.'
'I NEVER CLIMBED THE CORPORATE LADDER, I WAS THE SPOTTER.'
'I SAY TRY GOING BEYOND WHAT YOU'VE ALREADY MASTERED – ORDER MORE CHANNELS.'
'AFTER 25 YEARS AS A STANDUP COMEDIAN, I FIGURED IT WAS ABOUT TIME, SO I GAVE MYSELF AN EMPLOYEE APPRECIATION DAY.'
ROUTINES INCLUDE: Traveling, newlyweds, marriage, dating, cruises, Europe, LA, sports, restaurants, his family, his ex, getting engaged, birthdays and being a CLASS CLOWN. WHEN YOU HIRE STEVE, YOU'LL HEAR MORE AND BE GLAD YOU DID.
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, STEVE HAD A MAKEOVER on ABC'S EXTREME MAKEOVER: 'Who knew ABC stood for 'A BIGGER CHIN?' 'My worst fear? They cancel the show in the middle of my surgery.' STEVE'S SIGNATURE ONE-LINER: 'The worst thing about having a weak chin? It took me 3 - 4 hours to change A PILLOWCASE.' Extreme Makeover led to appearances on LARRY KING LIVE, ABC NEWS and THE BOB & TOM SHOW.
Steve's appeared in numerous SITCOMS and FEATURE FILMS, ie. the beloved hit film 'ROXANNE' (as Ralston, one of the funny firemen) with Steve Martin.
MITTLE-MATH: STEVE'S HONED HIS SKILLS OVER 25 YEARS, THOUSANDS OF SHOWS and MILLIONS OF LAUGHS. LET'S TALK AND SEE HOW WE CAN MAKE YOUR OCCASION GREAT. LET STEVE LIGHTEN UP YOUR EVENT. LAUGHTER IS AN INSTANT VACATION. Guests recognize him! You'll hear: 'I KNOW HIM'... 'I'VE SEEN HIM'... 'I LOVE HIM.'
Experience
2006: 40 gigs
2007: 50 gigs
2008: 60 gigs
2009: 39 gigs
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