Are You Serious?!
Comedian in Woodinville, WA

My routine really jumps all over the place. It starts out with the movie, "Signs," segways quite smoothly into Jesus and the Last Supper. It then slides back to horror movies in general and people's habits in the movie theatre when watching a horror film. We would then discuss mistakes I have made with girls when watching a horror film with them. Don't worry, it's nothing obscene. It still sucks though. Then, depending on how much time is left, I have a few stories about Halloween that I would absolutely love to share. I have my whole routine memorized and am 99% sure it will kill. Stage fright is unknown to me.