Thomas Dismukes Motivational Storyteller

Why book Thomas Dismukes Motivational Storyteller?

Since 1991, more than A MILLION PEOPLE across the U.S. and 21 countries have heard Thomas' truly amazing and hilarious stories. His adventures include skinning skunks in space suits and lassoing wild beavers. Thomas has slept in the Sistine Chapel, dumpster in England and train stations in Czechoslovakia. He has explored the Arctic Circle, survived bareback rodeos and electrocution in Sweden. He's discovered a lost medieval tomb in Scotland, walked through the Alps barefoot, broke a World Record AND his neck. He was nearly drowned by an irrational goose and to top all of his adventures... it is to daily stay in love with his beautiful bride and raising their five wonderful children.

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Jackpot!

We hit the jackpot with Thomas! People were truly impacted by what he had to say. The humor, honestly and activities held our attention and provided for a professional as well as delightful atmosphere. I can assure you, people will leave smiling and inspired. (LA Dept. of Public Safety and Corrections)

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Reviewer: Shannon T.
Event: Convention in New Orleans, LA
Event Date: May 11, 2009

I have never laughed so hard in my life!

Your presentation was, of course, very entertaining and hilarious but I loved how you wove those stories back to the main thread of personal integrity, character and just being the best people we can be. (US EPA)

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Reviewer: Bette Z.
Organization: US EPA
Event: Luncheon/Tea in Cincinnati, OH
Event Date: Jan 21, 2010
Hired As: Motivational Speaker, Educational Entertainment

You were the highlight of our meeting!

Your message was exactly what our team members needed to hear, and you presented it in such a unique way that it will be remembered for a very long time! You were definitely the highlight of our meeting!
Lois Whitley (BayCare Health System)

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Reviewer: Lois W.
Organization: BayCare Health System
Event: Corporate Event in Naples, FL
Event Date: Sep 18, 2009
Hired As: Motivational Speaker, Leadership/Success Speaker

An Inspiration!

I've received numerous emails, notes, and voicemails from employees thanking me for such an inspiring and fun event. Your message was perfect; and the humor even better! Micki Kidder : University of Notre Dame

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Reviewer: Micki K.
Organization: University of Notre Dame
Event: Convention in Fort Wayne, IN
Event Date: Aug 10, 2010
Hired As: Motivational Speaker, Christian Comedian, Leadership/Success Speaker, Motivational Speaker

As good as it gets!

We could have listened to Thomas for hours! His energy was contagious and his wisdom was profound. He is truly the best I have seen in 20 years. We'll have him back for sure!

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Reviewer: Alex T.
Event: Convention in Asheville, NC
Event Date: Jul 8, 2011

Booking Info

  • Fee: $5,500-$7,500
  • Languages: English, Other

Additional Booking Notes

Presentation Request: Thomas requests a microphone (lapel preferred) for groups larger than 75. Several stories are told while sitting down therefore a stage/ riser is recommended for best viewing. If the ceiling is higher than 18 feet, two 6 foot (or 8 foot) A-frame aluminum ladders are requested as props. Please include the website www.StoriesThatTell.com along with Thomas's name on promotional material and programs.

Thomas Dismukes Motivational Storyteller

CEO and President of Stories That Tell.
For more than 18 years and 19 countries, Thomas' stories have brought joy, hope, laughter and indispensable leadership skills for groups of 8 to 76,000. - "He does more than motivate and educate... he touches people's lives."

Receiving a Masters degree from Clemson University, Thomas chose a career in professional speaking because of his sincere passion to inspire people to do their best and get the best out of life.

"God looks after children and idiots, and I've always fallen into one of those categories. In my relatively short lived life, I've skinned skunks in space suits and lassoed wild beavers. I've slept in the Sistine Chapel, dumpster in England and train stations in Czechoslovakia. I suffered a C1-C2 neck fracture after riding upside down in an 'International Bareback Rodeo Championship.' As a teenager I discovered a lost tomb in Scotland, I've explored parts of the Arctic Circle and have broken a Guinness World Record.

I have truly been blessed to have met people from all walks of life: professional athletes, Olympians, military officers, CEO's and US public officials, billionaires and beggars. I've dug into the mind of a child and have heard the wisdom of dying last words. It is through their wisdom, leadership or lack thereof, that I gather a meaning behind the madness. These stories have greatly influenced my life and millions of others. All the stories I tell contain essential leadership principles that everyone can relate too, laugh at and apply to their lives.

My purpose is not to put focus on my story, but to encourage, motivate and educate others to tell THEIR story through their unique passions, talents and abilities. It would be a pleasure to serve you!" Thomas Dismukes


*Statistical Information:

Presents to more than 100,000 people a year.
Cumulative audience more than a million.
157,000 subscribers to Stories That Tell Newsletter


*Speech Topics & Program Descriptions

“Unmasking Your Super Powers” –
Thomas Dismukes, Motivational Storyteller, reveals the super powers that are essential for any organization and individual’s success. Come laugh and learn from Thomas’s world adventures as we discover the Super Powers we all possess to make the things we do more successful, more meaningful and a lot more fun!

“Die Empty” –
Life is short. Statistically, 11 seconds is the average amount of time one has to respond to imminent death. The most valuable places in the world are not gold or diamond mines, but graveyards. Thomas Dismukes, Motivational Storyteller, tells how one can live a life of significant by “living to the limits of our limited life.”

“A Leader’s FOCUS” –
Success is not a goal, it’s a byproduct and this byproduct is the result of a life in FOCUS. Thomas Dismukes, Motivational Storyteller, reveals the 5 essential elements for any organization and individual’s success. Come laugh and learn from Thomas’s world adventures as we discover how to live A Leader’s FOCUS and how to make the things we do more successful, more meaningful and a lot more fun!

“Sailing Through Personality Types.”
Are you a Battle Ship, Cruise Ship, Sailboat or Submarine? Clarity is a rarity. You may have sent the message but the crucial question is, was it received? 75% of a group does think like you and a quarter of which thinks the exact opposite. Come see WHY!

“Same Difference”
Sit back, relax and have fun as we dig into the heart and mind of others. You’ll discover, we’re exactly the same difference!

Storytelling Symposium
We’re all storytellers whether you like it or not! So how do you tell a GREAT story?
For more than 20 years and 19 countries Thomas has told his amazing adventures. Come laugh and learn from Thomas’s world adventures as we discover essential elements of writing and telling an engaging story.

***Here is a list of a few companies, organizations and schools who have hired Thomas.

Why don't you ask them how they liked Thomas' presentation! ***

In my 30 years in education, I can't remember a more enjoyable start to our school year. The teachers laughed and had a great time while also getting the message about the struggles of life and how to handle them. Dr Richard Page Superintendent: Joplin School District (shortly after tornado destruction)

Thomas, you're a gold mine! YPO- Leysin, Switzerland

People are quoting your wisdom and using your "Die Empty" as their closing remarks! You were a hit! Sue Farni: GMIS International Conference, New Mexico

My job requires me to listen to thousands of speaker. Thomas Dismukes is by far, the best I have ever seen! I was truly amazed how well he captured, held and inspired the audience. Lucky Moore: Operations Manager, Swiftel Center, South Dakota

Thomas, thank you for your presentation at the 2011Missouri DNR Diversity Conference. Your presentation really made an impact! You are amazing and an inspiration to all! Please keep in touch. I am forwarding on your name and website to everyone I know who is having conferences. You are one of the most talented and sincere speakers I have ever met. We were extremely blessed to have you come. Ramona Huckstep: Missouri Department of Natural Resources

I've received numerous emails, notes, and voicemails from employees thanking me for such an inspiring and fun event. Your message was perfect; and the humor even better! Micki Kidder : University of Notre Dame

You and your chin are amazing! The ladies thoroughly enjoyed hearing you! Jeanne White: "Red Hat Society" SCQC Convention, Entertainment Coordinator

He kept the audience spell bound! Katie Woodruff: Chick-fil-A

You were such a wonderful commencement speaker. Such a positive and beneficial message to our people! Jim Davis (President Turtle Mountain CC, Indian Reservation ND)

Your message was exactly what our team members needed to hear, and you presented it in such a unique way that it will be remembered for a very long time! You were definitely the highlight of our meeting!
Lois Whitley (BayCare Health System)

Your presentation was, of course, very entertaining and hilarious but I loved how you wove those stories back to the main thread of personal integrity, character and just being the best people we can be. Bette Zwayer (US EPA)

I highly recommend Thomas! He was inspirational and encouraging, with a joyful spirit that left everyone feeling better about themselves and our community. Patricia Anderson (Vidalia Chamber of Commerce)

You were phenomenal! When you speak, it's captivating and we needed someone like you to connect with our organization. Stephanie Trippeer (Staples)

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