- West Hollywood, CA
- Emcee
- $250-2000
Rhys said
“Was an awesome Steve Irwin ”
The Real Human Girl
Performing at Amica West Vancouver Pride 2023!
Promotional headshot by Megan Gialloreto (www.megangialloreto.com)
Promotional headshot by Megan Gialloreto (www.megangialloreto.com)
Available at DragMerch(dot)ca!
Hosting an event at Cougar's Creek House of Horrors, Halloween 2022
Emceeing and stand-up comedy at Mad Pride Vancouver event July 2023. Review featured on my profile.
Photo by Ilona Verley, January 2025
Hosting Drag Brunch at Zapoteca in Kitsilano, June 2025
Overview
Human Girl is a professional Hostess, Comedienne, Drag Queen, and Singer/Songwriter. Physical comedy is a staple in her lip-synch performances, churning the intended seriousness of material with a sarcastic and quirky outlook. She admits to being a western gal at heart and gravitates toward upbeat western, campy pop, although she can turn it down for slow, emotional ballads. Human writes her own music too, covering a vast amount of genres from folk to electronic to alt pop and performs her original songs with cheeky commentary, never failing to entertain everybody from young and old, diaper to diaper, to beautiful and hard to look at.
Reviews
10 reviews
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May 4, 2026Outstanding Performance
I recently had the pleasure to work with The Real Human Girl on a company party surprise and it was a massive success!! Organizing the performance was a breeze and The Real Human Girl made the entire process so easy and tons of fun. The performance was so much fun and perfect to get our team up from their seats having fun. The Real Human Girl tailored the performance and the performers to a show which would be work appropriate while still having lots of fun and bringing the excitement. Would highly recommend the Real Human Girl, such a professional and such a lovely experience!
Hired as: Drag Queen
Daniel N.
June 16, 2025Respectful
She was a surprise for a bachelor party. She was flawlessly prepped and hilariously earnest.
Hired as: Drag Queen, Stand-Up Comedian
The Real Human Girl
Omg how sweet :) I had such a blast with you guys and hope to see you at drag brunch soon!!
Charlotte B.
June 13, 2025Pride
Thanks for another year of PRIDE celebration and running drag bingo for us!
Hired as: Drag Queen
Fara K.
December 9, 2024Effortlessly funny and the best drag entertainer in the city
I booked The Real Human Girl as a long-time goer at her drag show brunches and I couldn't be more impressed with how she was just as funny and enthusiastic and hard working at doing my birthday party with 20 guests as she does hosting a brunch with 100 people. She turned out tricks and flips I didn't know she could do!! And always the sweetest especially if I had equipment that was glitchy hahaha thank you Human Girl!
Hired as: Drag Queen
Millie L.
July 22, 2024Fantastic Performer
My team at Workday hired Human Girl as an entertainer for our office Pride event and she was amazing! She brought life to the party and delivered so many laughs. She hosted pride-themed trivia interspersed with lip sync performances for the event. It was a pleasure working with her and I would 100% recommend for any office/corporate events! Thank you so much!
Hired as: Drag Queen, Stand-Up Comedian
The Real Human Girl
What an amazing review to wake up to! Thank you Millie I had sooo much fun 🤩 Happy pride!
Booking information
Price range: $250 and up
Languages: English
What to expect
Human Girl provides comedic hosting capabilities, original music mixes of lip-sync performance, all the while doing it in a chic dress and heels! Human has experience hosting birthdays, bachelorettes, and even baby showers. Babies love her (because they don’t understand)!
About
Human Girl is a professional hostess, singer/songwriter, fashionista, and stand up comedienne, however prefers to sit down because she is tired. Human grew up in the Vancouver Davie Street drag scene performing her original songs as well as original lip-synch mixes, always adding a campy twist to beloved pop songs from old to now, from Nancy Sinatra to Taylor Swift. Human Girl can be found on instagram @therealhumangirl
Services offered
Upcoming booked events
June 2026
18
Thursday
Corporate Event
3:30pm - 4:30pm
•
Vancouver, BC
Past booked events
July 2025
31
Thursday
Nonprofit Event
5:30pm - 6:00pm
•
Vancouver, BC
June 2025
13
Friday
Bachelor Party
9:00pm - 9:15pm
•
Vancouver, BC
11
Wednesday
Corporate Event
3:30pm - 4:30pm
•
Vancouver, BC
December 2024
07
Saturday
House Party
1:00pm - 2:00pm
•
West Vancouver, BC
May 2024
19
Sunday
Bachelorette Party
11:00am - 12:00pm
•
North Vancouver, BC
03
Friday
Bachelorette Party
8:30pm - 9:30pm
•
Vancouver, BC
October 2023
06
Friday
Nonprofit Event
7:00pm - 9:00pm
•
Renton, WA
September 2023
23
Saturday
Bachelor Party
8:00pm - 8:30pm
•
Vancouver, BC
July 2023
29
Saturday
Bachelorette Party
6:00pm - 7:30pm
•
Abbotsford, BC
22
Saturday
Corporate Event
3:00pm - 6:00pm
•
Vancouver, BC
07
Friday
Birthday Party
8:00pm - 8:30pm
•
Port Coquitlam, BC
June 2023
27
Tuesday
Retirement Community Event
2:00pm - 2:30pm
•
West Vancouver, BC
Influences and inspiration
Dolly Parton, Kate Bush, Dee-lite, Lilly Allen, Marina & The Diamonds
Setup requirements
Private small backroom space to change, PA system speakers to play tracks and microphone for hosting large rooms
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