David Mascorro is a nearly 20-year stand-up comedy veteran based in the Phoenix area, trusted by corporate clients, private event planners, and venues nationwide. His comedy is smart, high-energy, and adaptable—connecting with diverse audiences while staying professional and memorable.
David brings a polished presence, strong crowd awareness, and the experience to read a room quickly, making him a great fit for corporate events, holiday parties, conferences, fundraisers, and private celebrations.
Flexible on budget—reach out to discuss your event details. Phoenix-area bookings receive a local rate due to minimal travel.
8 reviews
Keilarra U.
June 7, 2022David was great! He brought his own equipment, even when our breaker went out because we had too many machines running he didn’t mind just talking to the crowd with no Mic until we fix the problem. He also Showed up on time which was a plus. I would definitely hire him again
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Stephanie B.
May 3, 2022David was funny, professional and just what we needed!
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April F.
January 31, 2022I throughly enjoyed the show! It was right up my ally and gave me the comedy show experience I’ve been missing since covid hit.
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University P. B.
November 7, 2021David was funny and relatable. Students had a great time with his performance and we would definitely consider bringing him back on campus.
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Audrey A.
August 27, 2021David Mascorro & Mas Comedy Live Entertainment did a 1st class job for our Comedy Show in The Clubhouse @ Cen-Tex Mini Golf last night Aug 26th 2021. Very funny & talented Comedians. You can tell David is a 10 veteran at comedy ~ It was a first rate Fun Fun Fun Time !! Everyone had a blast - we would use him again in a heart beat!!
Hired as: Stand-Up Comedian
Price range: Starts at $350
Languages: English
Gig length: 20 - 60 minutes
A high-energy, professional stand-up performance tailored to your audience and event. My comedy is smart, relatable, and conversational, with a strong focus on crowd connection and timing. I read the room quickly and adjust in real time, whether it’s a corporate event, private party, or live show. Expect laughs, momentum, and a set that feels custom—not canned.
The son of Mexican immigrants, Mascorro trained as an improviser at both the Annoyance Theater and Second City in Chicago. His unique upbringing and improv background allow him to craft vibrant, personal stories with energetic delivery and unrelenting punchlines. While his last name may be hard to pronounce, it’s never difficult for an audience to relate to David’s honed point of view.
Mascorro has been featured on the Bridgetown Comedy Festival, produces several shows and podcasts (including Funny Humans, The Awkward Phase, and Bug-A-Boo), and regularly performs at Portland’s prestigious Helium Comedy Club.
Clean and corporate-friendly when required
Can adapt material for mixed-age or diverse audiences
Comfortable performing solo or as part of a lineup
Available for MC duties upon request
Open to collaborating with event planners to align tone and timing
Shows typically run 30–60 minutes depending on booking
Friday
Corporate Event
7:30pm - 8:15pm
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Phoenix, AZ
Saturday
Birthday Party
7:00pm - 7:45pm
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Austin, TX
Friday
House Party
9:00pm - 10:00pm
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Lago Vista, TX
Sunday
Baby Shower
2:30pm - 3:00pm
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Austin, TX
Thursday
Campus Event
6:00pm - 7:30pm
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Austin, TX
Thursday
Personal Occasion
7:00pm - 9:00pm
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Georgetown, TX
Saturday
Birthday Party
8:00pm - 8:30pm
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Austin, TX
Saturday
Graduation
6:00pm - 7:00pm
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Kempner, TX
Saturday
Dinner Party
9:00pm - 10:00pm
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Austin, TX
No fixed set list. Every performance is adjusted to the audience, event type, and energy in the room. Material typically includes:
Observational comedy
Personal storytelling
Audience-aware humor
Light crowd interaction (never uncomfortable or mean-spirited)
A mix of high-energy storytellers and sharp observational comics—performers who balance intelligence with crowd connection. Influenced by comics who know how to control a room, build momentum, and keep things fun without losing edge.
Microphone (wired or wireless preferred) Microphone stand Basic sound system appropriate for room size Small raised stage preferred but not required Adequate lighting on performance area Happy to work with what’s available—clear sound matters more th
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