Sindi Somers

Seattle, WA

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Travels up to 90 miles

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No matter how dark she goes, it's said with a smile!

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Overview

Sindi combines her unique brand of sassy sarcasm and clever wit to create a storytelling style all her own. This includes curve ball one-liners, puns, and all original everything! Sindi loves dark comedy and silly, bizarre hilarity, but mostly enjoys giving you what you want. She will personalize her set to support you and your group, including writing new jokes that will resonate with your guests. After majoring in theater, Sindi's love of comedy detoured her to stand-up. In addition to performing comedy, she enjoys being an emcee, wedding officiant, and public speaker. Whether clean or blue, Sindi has something for you!


Reviews

1 review

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Robert M.

May 14, 2023
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Sindi emceed for us

Sindi is unexpectedly wild in a way that adults can appreciate and understand. Off the wall and engaging at the same time. We really enjoyed her work!

Hired as: Emcee, Stand-Up Comedian

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Booking information

Price range: Contact for rates

Languages: English

Gig length: 5 - 60 minutes

What to expect

I'm personable, friendly and upbeat, and enjoy helping people to have fun, and feel comfortable and welcomed. I am passionate about all that I do. I would love to add my unique brand of energy and enthusiasm to your next event! Can I help take some of that load off your shoulders?

AS A COMEDIAN I tend to be sarcastic, with a love of puns, and throwing unexpected curve balls in my jokes. I combine a story telling style of comedy, with one-liners, including the aforementioned all original puns. I can swear, or not swear, and work dirty or clean, and everything in between. I have a catalog of jokes rated G to R+. Something for everyone! Whether a family friendly picnic, or an adult only 60th birthday party, I can tailor my set to fit your group. I will also add personalized jokes, if desired. I want to add that I am very patient, and enjoy working with children. So you won't scare me away if you have a small or large group of kiddos in need of some entertaining!

AS AN EMCEE, I am friendly, enthusiastic, and professional. I am detail oriented, organized, and flexible. I like being well-prepared. I am then able to adapt to any changes that may come up as we go. I enjoy helping with the flow of an event, and keeping the energy up.

AS A PUBLIC SPEAKER, I can draw on my personal experiences, and share inspirational stories. I can also stick to your script, and/or create a speech on the topic of your choice, tailoring it to resonate with your group. I am also a certified meditation teacher able to share easy to use visualization techniques to help reduce stress, increase productivity, motivate attendees, and teach people simple ways to relax and be more in the present moment.

What do you need? I would love to chat and see how I might be able to help you and your guests have a great, memorable experience at your next event. Got questions? Please ask!

About

Hi! Thank you for checking out my bio. I love helping people to enjoy their day and have fun at events. Whether a wedding, comedy show, corporate speaking engagement, or leading a game of trivia game, I am here to support your vision.

My demeanor is pleasant, friendly, and upbeat. I am professional, punctual, and organized. I am highly creative, and my diverse experiences in performing, writing, event planning, and public speaking, give me abundant skills to draw on. I love emceeing, public speaking, and performing stand up comedy. I can write personalized jokes to add that something extra to your desired set, whether rated G or R+, I can help lighten and brighten your special event. Don't want jokes? No problem! I can stick to your desired script to help with the flow of the day or night.

I am also a wedding officiant, and a certified meditation teacher. If you are looking for an officiant to make your marriage legal, just ask! As a public speaker, or emcee I can lead a guided meditation, or other activity to help attendees learn and practice relaxation techniques. These tools can help to reduce stress, increase productivity, improve sleep, and aid in overall well-being.

I offer a complimentary Zoom meeting to help with your decision making process. Would you like to schedule that soon? Just let me know! I hope to hear from you! I also hope to have the opportunity to help your event be a great success! Remember, I am here to support your vision!

Additional booking notes

Depending on the size of your group, acoustics of your venue, and whether we will be inside or outside, a microphone and sound system will most likely be needed. At this time I am not able to provide those, or any lighting or staging that may be needed. However, I will show up on time, prepared and ready to go, with a smile on my face!

Past booked events

February 2024

17

Saturday

Wedding Ceremony

12:00pm - 6:00pm

Mukilteo, WA

May 2023

12

Friday

Personal Occasion

6:00pm - 6:15pm

Renton, WA

October 2022

22

Saturday

Wedding Reception

5:00pm - 11:00pm

Seattle, WA

August 2022

27

Saturday

Birthday Party

8:00pm - 8:45pm

Everett, WA

May 2022

12

Thursday

Corporate Event

8:00pm - 8:30pm

Seattle, WA

Setup requirements

Microphone preferred, but not mandatory if the event is small and not needed for everyone to hear adequately.

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