Method acting, physical comedy and innovative thinking fuels the engine to my entertainment with professional skills and years of experience as a character & voice actor, masked performer, stilt walker & dancer, comedic magician, fire breather, nouveau clown & mime, human statue and general buffoonery fused into a multifaceted gem of an entertainer who's me!
I've provided interactive theatrical ambient entertainment and stage shows for two decades performing for corporations, organizations, theaters, museums, galleries, festivals, fairs, schools and basically any type of venue.
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The kids and adults alike enjoyed the show. Sage did a great job of providing entertainment while our wedding guests waited for dinner to start.
Response from Sage:
It was a pleasure entertaining the attendees of you special occasion, your guests were well receiving of my talents and hilariously fun to entertain.
He was a very wonderful act. We enjoyed having him immensely. He was funny, and had great tricks
Response from Sage:
Thank you it was my pleasure entertaining the bachelorette, her friends, family and even the groom to be. Everyone was lovely and truly receptive leaving me nothing more than to wish everybody the best!!
No one would have known we approached Sage with such short notice. He came into the office and gave the group a wonderful magic show. We asked to keep the act squeaky clean - I know... boring. However, he still put a lot of great energy into his act, and engaged the audience often to keep them engaged.
Response from Sage:
Thanks Lyndi, I had a great time entertaining the boss and staff while also gifting him his first million!
Just Sage is absolutly great! Energetic, engaging with the party goers, a real asset to any party. I hired him as a stilt walker for my daughters 16th BDay party with a circus theme. He really helped get the shy kids up and dancing engaged the kids to keep them entertained and awed at the way he could dance on stilts. This guy is a must for any party!!!!!
Response from Sage:
It was a pleasure to share my stilt walking/dancing talents for your event, I appreciate you in choosing me to help take your party to great heights while adding to it's success.
We booked "Mavis" for our Halloween party. Our customers loved the magic and were thoroughly entertained by his personality and jokes. He was very professional, and we plan to use him in the future. We want to experience some of his other characters!
Response from Sage:
It was a great time indeed! It was nice seeing the patrons and staff dressed up in costumes while also accommodating of my character "Mavis's" banter with magic. He was well received and your were fun to work with, thanks!
I was in search of someone that would create a show themed around my event and found Just to be more than willing to accommodate my needs. His show was very interactive and hilariously entertaining, and I look forward to utilizing his skill and talents again.
Price Range: Rates vary based upon services requested, $200+
Gig Length: 30 - 240 minutes
Insurance: $2,000,000 - Specialty Insurance Agency Performers of the US & Vendors of the US The Performers of the US insurance program is designed for the individual who is entertaining the public. The policy provides protection against bodily injury or property damage to a spectator during your performance.
Unions: PNW Circus Guild, Arts For Change
What to Expect
Non-profit and charity organizations will be considered ONLY with valid demonstration of nonprofit tax exempt status, IRS determination letter or a CERTIFIED copy of your certificate of incorporation or similar document if it clearly establishes the nonprofit status. Until then, let's be real to ourselves and everyone else while I help keep life surreal!
WARNING: If you dislike having your time wasted, I feel EXACTLY the same way, so if you seek cheap entertainment spending the day at Walmart will always save a few bucks. We get what we pay for so if the talent is cheap, chances are the entertainment will be too! Now lets take a deep breath, let your eyes relax, clear your mind and heart to make a choice.
If it's me I aim to please and occasionally bend a little with pricing but in no way like a contortionist. My word is my honor, my honor my word and it's all splashed with dashes of humor served on a large bed of integrity. Taste buds share the friendship of flavor, so let's sweeten or spice up your event perhaps becoming daring enough to even try both!!!!
With enough advanced notice I specialize in custom creations of performance, costuming and character work helping to bring any artistic vision & dream to life. Understanding client relations, my aim is to leave guests and attendees of your event feeling better about themselves or the world around them before they walked in.
My career path allows me to perform for a cornucopia of clients with a resume that can choke a hippo! If you think I'm kidding, here's a brief sampling of who I've worked for and with:
Cirque du Soleil (Kooza & Kurios) The Pokemon Company International, Microsoft, Suburban Auto Group, Infiniti USA, Safeco Insurance, AT&T, Sprint, T-Mobile, The Coca-Cola Company, Marriott Hotels, Live Wires, Live Nation, Space Media, Substantial, L.A. Fitness, Comcast, Washington State Capitol Rotunda, Capitol Hill Chamber of Commerce, Issaquah Chamber of Commerce, Broadway Merchants Association.
Tulalip Casino, Muckleshoot Casino, Suquamish Clearwater Casino, Snoqualmie Casino, Greg Thompson Productions, Northwest Polite Society, The GoGame, Willie Nelson's Farm Aid, Super Geek League, Sand By The Ton, Boo Bash at the Beach, Smashputt, Carnival of Reveries, Night Circus, Artopia, Power To The Peaceful, Venice Is Sinking, The Procession of Species, Aberdeen's Founders Day, Starving Artist On Parade.
Oregon Country Fair, King County Fair, Summer Meltdown Festival, Arlington Garlic Festival, SXSW, Seattle Crypticon, Bumbershoot, Georgetown Carnival, Bellevue's Snowflake Lane, Kustom Kulture Festival, NW Folklife Festival, Burien Strawberry Festival, Kirkland Summerfest, Fife's Ballyhoo, Madison Valley Bastille Bash, Art On The Ave, Tacoma's Hilltop Street Fair, First Nights, West Seattle Summerfest, Seattle Hempfest, Portland Hempfest, University Street Fair, Fremont Street Fair, International District Street Festival, Columbia City Beatwalk.
Olympic Sculpture Park, Seattle Art Museum, Bellevue Art Museum, Henry Art Museum, Issaquah History Museum, Seattle Asian Art Museum, Vermillion Art Gallery, Equinox Studios, Good Shepard Center, The Caravan Gallery & Roadside Attractions, Austin's Palmer Pavilion, Theater Schmeater, Historic Everett Theater, King Kat Theater, The 5th Avenue Theater, The 7th Street Theater, Act Theater, Jewelbox Theater, Columbia City Theater, Morbid Curiousitease Theater, Center On Contemporary Art, Julia's On Broadway, Backdoor at Roxy's, Egan's Ballard Jam House, Con Works, Vital 5 Studios, Woodland Park Zoo, Seattle Aquarium, Seattle Gay Pride Parade, Olympia Gay Pride.
Spaceworks Tacoma, Seattle Brain Cancer Society, Rainer Valley Co-op. Preschool, DIFFA, United Way, Child Haven, Thurston County Steering Committee, Broadway Bound, Youngstown Cultural Arts Center, Somaly Mam Foundation, Broadway Bound, Stevens Elementary, Spruce Street Elementary, Hayfork Elementary, Pike Place Market Child Care & Senior Center, Recovery Cafe, Robinswood Point Retirement Community and so many more that this list continues on and on.
Past Booked Events
|August 04, 2018 • 5:00pm - 7:00pm||Wedding Reception|
|June 24, 2018 • 11:30am - 11:00pm||Wildrose's Gay Pride Celebration|
|June 23, 2018 • 11:30am - 11:00pm||Wildrose's Gay Pride Celebration|
|June 22, 2018 • 5:30pm - 11:00pm||Wildrose's Gay Pride Celebration|
|June 16, 2018 • 9:00pm - 11:00pm||Fremont Street Fair|
|June 15, 2018 • 9:00pm - 11:00pm||Fremont Street Fair|
|June 10, 2018 • 12:00pm - 1:00pm||Olympia Gay Pride Parade|
|June 09, 2018 • 11:00am - 7:00pm||Gay Pride Celebration|
|October 29, 2017 • 9:00pm - 11:00pm||Holiday Party (Halloween)|
|August 20, 2017 • 2:00pm - 4:00pm||Cirque du Soleil Parkway Event, Portland, OR.|
|August 05, 2017 • 6:00pm - 10:00pm||Dead Baby Downhill Race, Georgetown, WA.|
|July 29, 2017 • 2:00pm - 5:00pm||Poppa T Memorial, West Seattle, WA.|
|July 26, 2017 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm||Cirque du Soleil's 'OMSI After Dark' in PDX.|
|July 23, 2017 • 11:00am - 11:00pm||The Capitol Hill Block Party in Seattle, WA.|
|July 22, 2017 • 11:00am - 11:00pm||The Capitol Hill Block Party in Seattle, WA.|
|July 21, 2017 • 4:00pm - 11:00pm||The Capitol Hill Block Party in Seattle, WA.|
|July 07, 2017–July 09, 2017 • 11:00am - 11:00pm||Ballard Seafood Fest, Seattle, WA.|
|June 25, 2017 • 1:00pm - 2:00pm||Cirque du Soleil Parkways in Portland|
|June 21, 2017 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm||Cirque du Soleil OMSI After Dark|
|June 17, 2017 • 12:00pm - 1:00pm||Capital City Pride Parade|
|June 10, 2017 • 10:00am - 12:00pm||Cirque du Soleil Rose Festival Grand Floral Parade|
|June 07, 2017 • 1:00pm - 2:00pm||Cirque du Soleil at Rose Festival Junior Parade|
|May 20, 2017 • 8:00pm - 11:00pm||U District Street Fair|
|May 19, 2017 • 5:00pm - 11:00pm||U District Street Fair|
|May 13, 2017 • 2:30pm - 10:00pm||Upstream Festival|
|May 12, 2017 • 2:45pm - 11:00pm||Upstream Festival|
|May 11, 2017 • 7:00pm - 9:00pm||Clownlight! A Circus Vaudeville Variety Dream Experience!|
|March 18, 2017 • 6:00pm - 7:00pm||Bachelorette Party|
|January 13, 2017 • 12:00pm - 1:00pm||Birthday (Adult)|
Musical accompaniment varies upon acts and events.
Influences & Inspiration
Mom, My Great Uncle Theodor "Dr. Seuss" Geisel, Lucille Ball, Charlie Chaplin, Harold Lloyd, Marx Brothers, The Little Rascals, The Three Stooges, Bill Irwin, Robin Williams, Steve Martin, Steven Wright, The Original Cast of Saturday Night Live, George Carlin, Richard Ballen, Sylvester the Jester, Tom Frank, Tommy Cooper, Doug Henning, Risk Of Change, Shel Silverstein, Rick Baker SFX, Commedia Dell'Arte, George Lewis, Vsevolod Meyerhold, Otto Griebling, Lou Jacobs, Mark Wilson, UMO Ensemble, Jeff Jay of Stiltwerks Inc.
If a Wireless Lavalier is unavailable then a Wireless Lapel Microphone will work with Transmitter & Receiver
Venues and events with attendance of 500 or more require my usage of a Wireless Lavalier Microphone System
PA Sound System with Speakers
Stage Lighting with Soft Gels not directly spotlighted
Four 16 ounce bottles of fresh water, NOT tap water
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