Sage

Non-profit and charity organizations will be considered ONLY with valid demonstration of nonprofit tax exempt status, IRS determination letter or a CERTIFIED copy of your certificate of incorporation or similar document if it clearly establishes the nonprofit status. Until then, let's be real to ourselves and everyone else while I help keep life surreal!

WARNING: If you dislike having your time wasted, I feel EXACTLY the same way, so if you seek cheap entertainment spending the day at Walmart will always save a few bucks. We get what we pay for so if the talent is cheap, chances are the entertainment will be too! Now lets take a deep breath, let your eyes relax, clear your mind and heart to make a choice.

If it's me I aim to please and occasionally bend a little with pricing but in no way like a contortionist. My word is my honor, my honor my word and it's all splashed with dashes of humor served on a large bed of integrity. Taste buds share the friendship of flavor, so let's sweeten or spice up your event perhaps becoming daring enough to even try both!!!!

With enough advanced notice I specialize in custom creations of performance, costuming and character work helping to bring any artistic vision & dream to life. Understanding client relations, my aim is to leave guests and attendees of your event feeling better about themselves or the world around them before they walked in.

My career path allows me to perform for a cornucopia of clients with a resume that can choke a hippo! If you think I'm kidding, here's a brief sampling of who I've worked for and with:

Cirque du Soleil (Kooza & Kurios) The Pokemon Company International, Microsoft, Suburban Auto Group, Infiniti USA, Safeco Insurance, AT&T, Sprint, T-Mobile, The Coca-Cola Company, Marriott Hotels, Live Wires, Live Nation, Space Media, Substantial, L.A. Fitness, Comcast, Washington State Capitol Rotunda, Capitol Hill Chamber of Commerce, Issaquah Chamber of Commerce, Broadway Merchants Association.

Tulalip Casino, Muckleshoot Casino, Suquamish Clearwater Casino, Snoqualmie Casino, Greg Thompson Productions, Northwest Polite Society, The GoGame, Willie Nelson's Farm Aid, Super Geek League, Sand By The Ton, Boo Bash at the Beach, Smashputt, Carnival of Reveries, Night Circus, Artopia, Power To The Peaceful, Venice Is Sinking, The Procession of Species, Aberdeen's Founders Day, Starving Artist On Parade.

Oregon Country Fair, King County Fair, Summer Meltdown Festival, Arlington Garlic Festival, SXSW, Seattle Crypticon, Bumbershoot, Georgetown Carnival, Bellevue's Snowflake Lane, Kustom Kulture Festival, NW Folklife Festival, Burien Strawberry Festival, Kirkland Summerfest, Fife's Ballyhoo, Madison Valley Bastille Bash, Art On The Ave, Tacoma's Hilltop Street Fair, First Nights, West Seattle Summerfest, Seattle Hempfest, Portland Hempfest, University Street Fair, Fremont Street Fair, International District Street Festival, Columbia City Beatwalk.

Olympic Sculpture Park, Seattle Art Museum, Bellevue Art Museum, Henry Art Museum, Issaquah History Museum, Seattle Asian Art Museum, Vermillion Art Gallery, Equinox Studios, Good Shepard Center, The Caravan Gallery & Roadside Attractions, Austin's Palmer Pavilion, Theater Schmeater, Historic Everett Theater, King Kat Theater, The 5th Avenue Theater, The 7th Street Theater, Act Theater, Jewelbox Theater, Columbia City Theater, Morbid Curiousitease Theater, Center On Contemporary Art, Julia's On Broadway, Backdoor at Roxy's, Egan's Ballard Jam House, Con Works, Vital 5 Studios, Woodland Park Zoo, Seattle Aquarium, Seattle Gay Pride Parade, Olympia Gay Pride.

Spaceworks Tacoma, Seattle Brain Cancer Society, Rainer Valley Co-op. Preschool, DIFFA, United Way, Child Haven, Thurston County Steering Committee, Broadway Bound, Youngstown Cultural Arts Center, Somaly Mam Foundation, Broadway Bound, Stevens Elementary, Spruce Street Elementary, Hayfork Elementary, Pike Place Market Child Care & Senior Center, Recovery Cafe, Robinswood Point Retirement Community and so many more that this list continues on and on.