Ron Greene Comedian

You can expect plenty of laughter, without any embarrassment from anyone in your audience. Along with my ability to create and sing my own parodies, I also make an excellent comedic emcee.

Hello future friend,

If you ask my friends to describe Ron Greene, most will say, "He's the life of the party.” According to my wife, when her friend asked how our first date went, "I've had more fun on a date than I've ever had in my life. Unlike a lot of first dates, it never got dull or awkward. Ron never stopped making me laugh.”
As my friend Stanley advised a coworker who was planning a Christmas party, “To make sure that your party does not get dull, invite Ron Greene and turn him loose. Your only problem will be limiting him to a specific amount of time. Off the top of his head, he can say something funny about anything."

Awhile back, I was able to spend a little time with Jeff Foxworthy. Anyone who can make someone him laugh, must be good. My humor is observational, pointing out what is funny in everyday occurrences. I've had decades of observing life's experiences, many of which are too outrageous to believe, yet they are tru.

Therefore, there's no reason why everyone can’t find something funny in the stories that I tell. All married couples will identify with the experiences and the conversations that my wife and I have. Everyone will laugh at the stories from the Mudflap Baptist Church and the true stories about the citizens of Mudflap, GA. To see excerpts from past performances, please view the videos that I have provided.

As always, everything that I do is done without any vulgarity. Plus, to make it much easier on you, my fee includes ALL travel expenses and I also provide my own PA system.
Would you believe that many people are turned off by someone who is confident? My answer to that is, “If you're about to be operated on, would you rather have a certain surgeon or an uncertain surgeon operating on you?” Yes, I am confident that I can make your event a GREAT event. Lastly, the fee that I will quote may not be as high as other fees. Then again it may be higher than others. Just remember that my fee is all inclusive. If you have any questions, please contact me.

With warmest regards,
Ron Greene

I also provide my own PA system, giving you one less thing to worry about.