Rod Danger

The double-take. That's what your guests get first.

I walk into your event in full Dangerfield — dark suit, loosened red tie, the tie-tug, the whole "no respect" package or Caddyshack outfit — and the room does a collective double-take: "Is that...? It can't be." Then the phones come out, the laughs start, and a line forms for photos. That energy is what you hired.

I'm not a stage act your guests watch from their tables. I'm a party starter who works the entire room:

• PHOTOS WITH EVERY GUEST — nobody goes home without one
• TABLE-TO-TABLE MEET & GREETS — in character, all night
• A HOST FOR THE BIG MOMENTS — costume contests, awards, raffles, toasts, first-tee send-offs, the midnight countdown
• THE PARTY IGNITOR (weddings & private parties) — I MC the drinking rituals with my own signature props: a golf club beer bong and golf ball shots. I bring the props and run the show; your venue pours the drinks.

WHAT YOU GET AS THE CLIENT: a self-contained act with zero production headaches. No stage, no mic feed, no sound check — give me a corner of the room and I'm working five minutes after I walk in. Clean material, family-safe when the event calls for it, in character from arrival to last photo. I show up early, I stay late, and I never slow the bar down.

PERFECT FOR: corporate parties, casino events, golf outings and member-guests, weddings, Halloween and New Year's Eve parties, birthday roasts, conventions and trade shows.

Available as Al Czervik on the golf course or classic Rodney in the suit and tie.

I get no respect... until I get the party started!

I'm Rod Danger.

A mic.