Raymond The Amish Comic

Lehigh Valley, PA

$1000-$5000 /percentage of ticket sales.

Travels up to 200 miles

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Overview

The Worlds First (and Only) Amish Stand-Up Comedian!
30+ Years in Stand-Up Comedy!
StandUp Comedy Nights!Comedy Clubs!
ZOOM SHOWS!!!
Fundraising Comedy Nights for Pet Rescue, Cats & Dogs & all pets!
Firehall's, VFW's, American Legion's, I've replaced the Hoagie sale as the number one fundraiser.
I’ve built a 30 plus year career, on mostly fundraising shows!
Rants on everything from the Amish to iPhones. Not an Amish for the Tourists. Rated -R or PG-13. I'm a pro. Whatever you need!
You've never seen anything like an Amish Comedian!
A Ranting Storyteller! A Laughing Therapy Session!


Reviews

11 reviews

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Pamela B.

June 8, 2025
Verified review

Fun times

Played well to crowd and easily improvised off script when opportunities arose. Small private residential event and he put on a great show with lots of laughs. Was not a clock watcher and was generous with his time. Would highly recommend.

Hired as: Comedian


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John A.

July 30, 2024
Verified review

Ray the Amish comic had the crowd laughing immediately!!!

Ray the Amish comic surpassed anyone’s expectations on a comedy act on Monday night. He knew his audience and continued to deliver amazing dialogue and had the audience crying in laughter. He didn’t hold back with his delivery and had everyone asking for more. After the show he he met many of the attendees in the lobby and continued making people laugh with his charm and fantastic comedic stories. 5 stars for Ray the Amish comic and we want to book him again next year!!!! Thank you Raymond!!

Hired as: Comedian


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April B.

November 29, 2023
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Raymond was a huge hit at our Corporate Event

Raymond engaged the audience and worked through an initially sober room. Most of the team was red-faced with laughter.

Hired as: Comedian


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Deborah D.

April 5, 2023
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so funny

hilarious! Everyone enjoyed!

Hired as: Comedian


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Bob P.

May 8, 2016
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Awesome Show

Raymond was at our banquet ahead of time and was very professional. We had a very tight schedule with having to fit dinner, an awards ceremony, a comedy show, and a live band into 5 1/2 hours and he was very accommodating. Then, there was his performance which was outstanding. He really made a point to connect with the crowd. The crowd was really able to relate to his stories about travel, medication, current day politics, and the modern day electronics age. We received many comments from our members that Raymond was the funniest comedian that we have had at our banquet. We would highly recommend him to any group or organization!

Hired as: Comedian

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Booking information

Price range: $1000-$5000 /percentage of ticket sales.

Languages: English

Gig length: 30 - 90 minutes

What to expect

A Rip-Roaring Hilarious Night!
Sore cheeks from Laughing All Night! (Read My Reviews)
I'll leave my heart and soul on the stage at your event.
Talking about everyday stuff that we all go through and yes some good old fashion Horse and Buggy Jokes too!
I've performed in 1000 Seat Theatres and people's living rooms!
You'll enjoy a show that's unique to your group, party or comedy night!

My show is R-Rated but I can tone it down if you like!
My fans come back to see my show again and again.
They trick new people into coming to my show because Amish Doesn't Sound Like It's That Much Fun!
Theatre Shows! Firehall's! Living Rooms! Picnics! Shows in your garage!

About

The First (and Only) Amish Stand-Up Comedian in the World!
Over 30 years in StandUp Comedy!
Offering Low Risk Shows for community theaters, and movie theaters:
BRING THEATRES BACK TOUR
Currently writing a book about the stories of my career! Working title: Book of Amishcomic

I’ve Streamed Live from my Living Room, almost every week since March, 2020

StandUp Comedy Night Fundraisers. Fire Halls, Cat and Dog Rescue Fundraising shows!

I’ve been performing Comedy for over thirty years! Still writing, still performing, LIVE GIGS for all occasions!

Additional booking notes

My needs are simple.

Clear Sounding Sound System

Stage and a Spotlight are nice but not critical.

Upcoming booked events

July 2026

18

Saturday

Fundraiser

9:00pm - 10:00pm

Perkasie, PA

Past booked events

November 2025

05

Wednesday

Campus Event

8:00pm - 9:00pm

Lancaster, PA

June 2025

07

Saturday

Birthday Party

7:00pm - 7:45pm

Shrewsbury, PA

July 2024

29

Monday

Nonprofit Event

7:30pm - 9:30pm

Harrisburg, PA

November 2023

08

Wednesday

Corporate Event

4:30pm - 5:30pm

Reading, PA

April 2023

04

Tuesday

Nonprofit Event

9:30am - 11:00am

Mount Wolf, PA

December 2022

02

Friday

Christmas Party

7:30pm - 8:15pm

Lahaska, PA

January 2018

27

Saturday

Selinsgrove VFW Post 6631

8:00pm - 9:45pm

December 2017

31

Sunday

NYE Emmaus Fire Co. #1

8:00pm - 9:45pm

26

Tuesday

Sellersville Theater

8:00pm - 9:30pm

02

Saturday

Mt. Pleasant Fire Company

8:00pm - 10:00pm

November 2017

22

Wednesday

Cinema and Drafthouse West Hazleton

8:00pm - 10:00pm

18

Saturday

Bangor VFW Post 739

7:00pm - 9:30pm

11

Saturday

Hoag’s Celebration Hall State College

9:00pm - 10:30pm

10

Friday

BlackJax American Pub

9:00pm - 10:30pm

04

Saturday

HARRISBURG Comedy Zone

8:00pm - 10:00pm

03

Friday

HARRISBURG Comedy Zone

8:00pm - 10:00pm

October 2017

28

Saturday

Duboistown VFW

7:00pm - 9:30pm

21

Saturday

American Legion Post 215 Dog Tags Pro Lehigh Valley

8:00pm - 10:00pm

14

Saturday

Strand Roller Rink, Mcadoo, PS

8:00pm - 10:00pm

07

Saturday

American Legion Post 131, Belvedere, NJ

8:00pm - 10:20pm

May 2016

07

Saturday

Dinner Dance

5:00pm - 11:00pm

Bangor, PA

April 2016

30

Saturday

Fundraiser

8:00pm - 9:00pm

Great Meadows, NJ

23

Saturday

Klecknersville Fire Co

7:00pm - 8:00pm

02

Saturday

Stitches Comedy Club, Lancaster, PA

7:00pm - 8:00pm

01

Friday

Stitches Comedy Club Lancaster, PA

7:00pm - 8:00pm

March 2016

26

Saturday

Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club-Point Pleasant, NJ

7:00pm - 8:00pm

25

Friday

Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club-Point Pleasant, NJ

7:00pm - 8:00pm

24

Thursday

Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club-Point Pleasant, NJ

7:00pm - 8:00pm

23

Wednesday

Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club-Point Pleasant, NJ

7:00pm - 8:00pm

12

Saturday

Ephrata Main Theatre, Ephrata, PA

7:00pm - 8:00pm

11

Friday

Kennett Flash Theatre - Kennett Square

7:00pm - 8:00pm

05

Saturday

Wisecrackers Comedy Club - State College, PA

7:00pm - 8:00pm

04

Friday

Wisecrackers Comedy Club - State College, PA

7:00pm - 8:00pm

February 2016

18

Thursday

Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club-Point Pleasant, NJ

7:00pm - 8:00pm

17

Wednesday

Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club-Point Pleasant, NJ

7:00pm - 8:00pm

06

Saturday

Blue Monkey Catasauqua, PA

7:00pm - 8:00pm

January 2016

30

Saturday

Denver Fire Co

7:00pm - 8:00pm

21

Thursday

Slateford Inn, Slateford, PA

7:00pm - 8:00pm

16

Saturday

Keystone Fire Company

7:00pm - 8:00pm

14

Thursday

Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club-Point Pleasant, NJ

7:00pm - 8:00pm

13

Wednesday

Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club-Point Pleasant, NJ

7:00pm - 8:00pm

09

Saturday

Kutztown Fire Company

7:00pm - 8:00pm

08

Friday

Sellersville Theatre

7:00pm - 8:00pm

02

Saturday

Allentown Private Party

7:00pm - 8:00pm

02

Saturday

Birthday (Adult)

6:00pm - 10:00pm

Allentown, PA

December 2015

19

Saturday

Zimmerman Truck Christmas Party

7:00pm - 8:00pm

12

Saturday

Sunset Country Club

7:00pm - 8:00pm

November 2015

28

Saturday

Ranger Lake Rod and Gun Club

7:00pm - 8:00pm

25

Wednesday

Draft House and Cinema Hazleton

7:00pm - 8:00pm

20

Friday

BLD24

7:00pm - 8:00pm

13

Friday

Lehigh Valley Ambucs Fundraiser

7:00pm - 8:00pm

07

Saturday

Harrisburg Comedy Zone

7:00pm - 8:00pm

06

Friday

Harrisburg Comedy Zone

7:00pm - 8:00pm

May 2015

22

Friday

Fundraiser

8:00pm - 11:00pm

Ringoes, NJ

Influences and inspiration

I love and adore, the Godfathers of Stand-Up Comedy! Lenny Bruce, George Carlin and Richard Pryor.
Modern Times Lewis Black and Robin Williams.

Setup requirements

Clear Sounding Sound System

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