$500 PARTIES NOW THROUGH Dec 23! Subject to availability and TRAVEL!
FIRST COME, FIRST BOOKED! Thats's 1/2 off my usual $1000
DECEMBER HOLIDAY PARTY DATES ARE AVAILABLE!
The Worlds First (and Only) Amish Stand-Up Comedian!
26 Years in Stand-Up Comedy!
Private Parties! Holiday Parties! Comedy Clubs!
Firehall's, VFW's, American Legion's, I've replaced the Hoagie sale as the number one fundraiser.
I/ve built a 26 year career, on mostly fundraising shows!
Rants on everything from the Amish to iPhones. Not an Amish for the Tourists. Rated -R or PG-13. I'm a pro. Whatever you need!
You've never seen anything like an AMISH COMEDIAN!
A Ranting Storyteller! A Laughing Therapy Session!
Raymond was at our banquet ahead of time and was very professional. We had a very tight schedule with having to fit dinner, an awards ceremony, a comedy show, and a live band into 5 1/2 hours and he was very accommodating. Then, there was his performance which was outstanding. He really made a point to connect with the crowd. The crowd was really able to relate to his stories about travel, medication, current day politics, and the modern day electronics age. We received many comments from our members that Raymond was the funniest comedian that we have had at our banquet. We would highly recommend him to any group or organization!
Raymond is hilarious with his spins on real life situations that we can all relate too. Then you add the audience interaction from the people in the crowd whom just can't contain it within themselves. Roaring out of our seats. Best performance ever! As Raymond just rolls onward with whatever anybody spontaneously shouts out unexpectedly. You have to See, Hear and Experience Raymond the Amish Comic. You will become addicted.
I've seen Raymond 14 times over the past 5 years. I seem to laugh harder every time. Raymond is a real professional that keeps his act fresh. Almost as funny as Raymond is watching the crowd. It's easy to find the first time audience members. And they will be at the next show. I've seen 100s of comedians and Raymond ranks in my Top 5 shows, twice. I've never been disappointed and I have driven 100 miles from home to see him. He always makes time for pictures and autographs. A must see act.
Genuine Amish Comic entertains with real life situations & events that everybody can relate to. Raymond packs the venues. Plenty of audience interactions. This ain't no horse 'n buggy show. He travels the east coast and never fails get a standing ovation.
I have seen Raymond perform numerous times and this show at the Sellersville Theatre was another great one! Rants about technology, prescription meds, McDonalds, and much more... he isn't your ordinary Amish. He'll have you rolling on the floor laughing in no time! Two thumbs up; highly recommended!
Met him several years ago at one of his shows in Scranton and have been following him ever since was going to go see him a couple of weeks ago but his show got cancelled so he needed to fill his night so we hired him to do our family reunion he is not only very very funny he is genuinely a great and kind person I highly recommend him for your club or private party you will laugh until your stomach hurts
Seeing a live show by Raymond the Amish Comic is a fun evening out! Definitely R-rated, at least for his public gigs. And with current events in the comedy lineup, the show is always fresh. My family and i had a great time!
Price Range: $500-$5000
Gig Length: 50 - 90 minutes
What to Expect
A Rip-Roaring HILARIOUS NIGHT!
Sore cheeks from Laughing ALL NIGHT! ( READ MY REVIEWS )
I'll leave my heart and soul on the stage at your event.
Talking about everyday stuff that we all go through and yes some good old fashion Horse and Buggy Jokes too!
I've performed in 1000 Seat Theatre's and people's living rooms!
You'll enjoy a show that's unique to your group, party or comedy night!
My show is R-Rated but I can tone it down if you like!
My fans come back to see my show again and again.
They trick new people into coming to my show because AMISH DOESN'T SOUND LIKE IT'S THAT MUCH FUN!
Theatre Shows! Firehall's! Living Rooms! Picnics! Shows in your garage!
The First (and Only) Amish Stand-Up Comedian in the World!
25 Years Experience in Show Biz!
Currently performing at Comic Strip Live in NYC, Uncle Vinnie's in NJ
dozens of firehall in PA and a few very awesome small theatre's.
Just filmed a TV pilot in NYC for Launch TV called Launch the Funny
Gong Show Live
appeared in the Tim Allen film For Richer For Poorer
Additional Booking Notes
My needs are simple.
CLEAR SOUNDING SOUND SYSTEM
STAGE and a Spotlight are nice but not critical.
Past Booked Events
|January 27, 2018 • 8:00pm - 9:45pm||Selinsgrove VFW Post 6631|
|December 31, 2017 • 8:00pm - 9:45pm||NYE Emmaus Fire Co. #1|
|December 26, 2017 • 8:00pm - 9:30pm||Sellersville Theater|
|December 02, 2017 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm||Mt. Pleasant Fire Company|
|November 22, 2017 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm||Cinema and Drafthouse West Hazleton|
|November 18, 2017 • 7:00pm - 9:30pm||Bangor VFW Post 739|
|November 11, 2017 • 9:00pm - 10:30pm||Hoag’s Celebration Hall State College|
|November 10, 2017 • 9:00pm - 10:30pm||BlackJax American Pub|
|November 04, 2017 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm||HARRISBURG Comedy Zone|
|November 03, 2017 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm||HARRISBURG Comedy Zone|
|October 28, 2017 • 7:00pm - 9:30pm||Duboistown VFW|
|October 21, 2017 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm||American Legion Post 215 Dog Tags Pro Lehigh Valley|
|October 14, 2017 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm||Strand Roller Rink, Mcadoo, PS|
|October 07, 2017 • 8:00pm - 10:20pm||American Legion Post 131, Belvedere, NJ|
|May 07, 2016||Dinner Dance|
|April 30, 2016||Fundraiser|
|April 23, 2016 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm||Klecknersville Fire Co|
|April 02, 2016 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm||Stitches Comedy Club, Lancaster, PA|
|April 01, 2016 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm||Stitches Comedy Club Lancaster, PA|
|March 26, 2016 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm||Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club-Point Pleasant, NJ|
|March 25, 2016 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm||Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club-Point Pleasant, NJ|
|March 24, 2016 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm||Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club-Point Pleasant, NJ|
|March 23, 2016 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm||Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club-Point Pleasant, NJ|
|March 12, 2016 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm||Ephrata Main Theatre, Ephrata, PA|
|March 11, 2016 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm||Kennett Flash Theatre - Kennett Square|
|March 05, 2016 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm||Wisecrackers Comedy Club - State College, PA|
|March 04, 2016 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm||Wisecrackers Comedy Club - State College, PA|
|February 18, 2016 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm||Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club-Point Pleasant, NJ|
|February 17, 2016 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm||Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club-Point Pleasant, NJ|
|February 06, 2016 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm||Blue Monkey Catasauqua, PA|
|January 30, 2016 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm||Denver Fire Co|
|January 21, 2016 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm||Slateford Inn, Slateford, PA|
|January 16, 2016 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm||Keystone Fire Company|
|January 14, 2016 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm||Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club-Point Pleasant, NJ|
|January 13, 2016 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm||Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club-Point Pleasant, NJ|
|January 09, 2016 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm||Kutztown Fire Company|
|January 08, 2016 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm||Sellersville Theatre|
|January 02, 2016 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm||Allentown Private Party|
|January 02, 2016||Birthday (Adult)|
|December 19, 2015 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm||Zimmerman Truck Christmas Party|
|December 12, 2015 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm||Sunset Country Club|
|November 28, 2015 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm||Ranger Lake Rod and Gun Club|
|November 25, 2015 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm||Draft House and Cinema Hazleton|
|November 20, 2015 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm||BLD24|
|November 13, 2015 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm||Lehigh Valley Ambucs Fundraiser|
|November 07, 2015 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm||Harrisburg Comedy Zone|
|November 06, 2015 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm||Harrisburg Comedy Zone|
|May 22, 2015||Fundraiser|
Influences & Inspiration
Of course the Godfathers of Stand-Up Comedy, Lenny Bruce, George Carlin and Richard Pryor.
Modern Times Lewis Black and Robin Williams.
Clear Sounding Sound System
Joan Rivers Impersonator
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