- Chicago, IL
- Stand-Up Comedian
- $350-3500
Nicci Hejnar Clean Comedy
Overview
While I am a Christian and enjoy talking about it, my comedy is clean and can be used in non-religious or Christian events. I started as an actress so a lot of my comedy is acting out characters and scenarios, often with accents. I can write jokes for companies or groups to work into my act. I can fill 20-30 minutes.
Reviews
1 review
Cynthia G.
September 25, 2016Great humor,Thanks Nicci
She was great! Loved the presentation.
Hired as: Stand-Up Comedian
Nicci Hejnar Clean Comedy
Thank you Cynthia, precious crowd!
Booking information
Price range: $150 and up
Languages: English
Gig length: 10 - 60 minutes
What to expect
Clearly I think I'm funny, so there will be a lot of that. However, I am guessing you want some descriptions on my type of comedy?
Up to 1 hour of stand up. 3o mintues is a sweet spot for material
Crowd work possible
PG, maybe PG 13 if I add in ALL my jokes.
EXTREMELY MILD political humor, observations that anyone should be able to agree on. Depending on the audience, I won't even mention a particular politician's name.
Self-depreciating stories
Left of Center Observations with act outs
No preaching, but I am a Christian, so some stories are set in a church or with church people mentioned or ponderances on Biblical stories...Like when Michael Jr. talks about Jesus's brother was James..."that was probably a hard life to have..why can't you me more like your brother!"
About
Having lived all over the US and visited many continents, Nicci has an ear for accents. As the youngest in a large family, she has been seeking attention through antics for a long time. 2005, Nicci earner her B.S. in Theater. AMTC (Actors Models and Talent for Christ) helped give her a launching pad into the mainstream industry in (phone number hidden)4. In February 2014 She took a workshop with Dean Lewis (as seen on Last Comic Standing) and BOOM the Comedy Bug bit hard. (phone number hidden)8 Nicci was a troupe members of Zanie's Comedy Club (an improv troupe). 2018- Present Nicci is with Well Versed Comedy (improv troupe), Nicci's sweet, handsome husband was her best internet purchase yet!! 1 month subscription to (link hidden) and "voila!" a husband. He is her African MacGuyver! Nice way of saying "red neck from abroad". No, not from South Africa...which she considers a shame, really, because that ACCENT!!! Can I get an Amen?Ah well, no one is perfect. Nicci is ready to stop referring to herself in the 3rd person and congratulates you if you read this far.
Oh, and her children are adorable. 2 boys. Great comedy fodder.
Additional booking notes
I need A mic, a stool, an audience ( I can bring my own stool if needed)
Comedy science is such that colder rooms, dark, people closer to the performer, plus lower ceilings all add to laughter going really well. It's true.
I have been invited to entertain while people are eating. That does not lend itself to eating. It lends itself to silence, choking or this interesting humming type of a laugh that sounds condescending, honestly.
Services offered
Past booked events
September 2016
24
Saturday
Nonprofit Event
10:00am - 2:00pm
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Arlington, TX
Influences and inspiration
I mean, Lucille Ball started a lot of my love of goofy humor and physical comedy.
Some of my stand up comedy favorites:
Jon Pinette
Jim Gaffigan
Leann Morgan
Chonda Pierce
Nate Bargatzee
Michael Jr.
Setup requirements
Microphone Handheld preferred
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