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Mila la Machina
Overview
Burlesque, Fire, and Giant Champagne Glass Dancer with highly versatile acts! I love to customize my performances to suit a theme or concept.
Allow me to introduce myself... My name is Mila la Machina, and I have been entertaining for 13 years, have performed in 24 states, and 2 countries - Yes, Canada counts! I won the "Lili St. Cyr Award for Best Act" at the 2024 Montreal Burlesque Festival in Quebec, Canada.
Other accolades include:
- Teaser Festival: House of Blues - New Orleans, LA
- Colorado Burlesque Festival - Denver, CO
- "Most Original Act," "Club Favorite," & 1st Runner Up - Exotic Dancer Awards
Reviews
4 reviews
Chris D.
April 24, 2026Mila is a star. Elite performer
I saw Mila perform before and hoped she would be a good addition to my party. She was way beyond that; she was THE ingredient to take my vision from good party to unforgettable experience. She listened well and knew exactly what I needed. She had great suggestions of other performers to add, how the layout could be optimized, and even timing/scheduling ideas that were perfect for my big plan. She arrived early, brought a handmade marquee sign that turned the feel of the performance area into a theatre. She was personable with every guest and totally immersed in our theme.
Mila La Machina is built to be a project manager, engineered to excite crowds, and precision-tuned to be unforgettable.
8 months later and my guests are still talking about Mila. We had mysteries, magicians, other dancers, even top bartenders mixing craft cocktails. But all anyone wants is more Mila.
Hired as: Burlesque Entertainment
Ashley E.
October 16, 2024Absolutely amazing!!!!!
Mila was amazing! This was for a nursing home's gentlemen club, and she was professional, personable. Our residents loved her so much! Her performance was 15 minutes & then she mingled for 15 minutes & took pictures with our residents!! I will 100% recommend her to every one!!!
Hired as: Burlesque Entertainment
Aj S.
May 13, 2024A Stunning show! And super easy to work with!
We hired Mila to feature in our weekly cabaret in Chicago. It is a popular night and always sells out, so our audiences have come to expect top tier entertainment. She arrived early, had a warm bubbly personality, and then she DELIVERED! Her first set closed the first act and she brought the house down. It's always a gamble if someone you only know through instagram is as much of a powerhouse as they seem on socials; but we were so happy with our choice to make her the closer. The second and final set of the night, she performed her burlesque fire routine, and the response from the audience was unbelievable. We were blown away by our first interaction with Mila, and have since hired her for several more features and private events. She is a showstopper and a pleasure to work with.
Hired as: Burlesque Entertainment, Cabaret Entertainment
John S.
May 9, 2024Amazing headlining performer
I have been fortunate enough to have Mila perform at my clubs in multiple cities multiple times. The high energy and Darlene performances that this entertainer provides is unparalleled. Anytime I had Mila on the schedule I knew I was gonna have a packed house of returning customers for her witty charm, stunning beauty, and amazing talents. Her showmanship and personality make her a must have an ass sure win!
Hired as: Burlesque Entertainment, Cabaret Entertainment
Booking information
Price range: $600-2000
Languages: English
Services offered
Past booked events
August 2025
16
Saturday
Birthday Party
8:00pm - 12:00am (Sun)
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Bloomfield Hills, MI
December 2024
05
Thursday
West Virginia Southern X-Posure Feature
8:30pm - 11:30pm
October 2024
31
Thursday
Les Theatres Vampyres Chicago
8:30pm - 11:30pm
16
Wednesday
Cocktail Party
4:30pm - 5:00pm
•
Maumee, OH
10
Thursday
TD’s & Fantasy World - Albuquerque NM
8:30pm - 11:30pm
03
Thursday
Hi Liter - Phoenix AZ
8:30pm - 11:30pm
September 2024
05
Thursday
West Virginia Southern X-Posure Feature
7:00pm - 11:30pm
July 2024
20
Saturday
Freakshow at Subspace Indianapolis
8:30pm - 2:00am (Sun)
June 2024
28
Friday
The Big Tease by Noir Leather and Pronto 515
7:00pm - 11:30pm
15
Saturday
NSFWfest III Grand Rapids MI
8:30pm - 11:30pm
08
Saturday
Club Feature
9:30pm - 2:00am (Sun)
May 2024
30
Thursday
Studio 54
9:00pm - 11:30pm
Influences and inspiration
Having truly begun my burlesque career on strip club stages and spent the past 7+ years touring the country as an award-winning feature entertainer, present day strip clubs have heavily influenced my burlesque shows. This translates into heavy audience connection, high energy, playful floorwork, and of course, booty shaking!
Performing classic burlesque is an art form that I am inspired by learning the history of strip tease and how burlesque entertainment fits into the tapestry of American culture, free speech, and women’s rights, from midcentury to present day. Entertainment has the ability to capture the essence of people at any particular point in history, and classic burlesque is a way to explore and celebrate our collective history with vintage music and styles.
Other major influences to my craft include Rob Zombie and The Bible.
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