Clean Corporate Comedian With a Message

Why book Clean Corporate Comedian With a Message?

100% Clean and clever comedy with a customized message for your group or event. Perfect for after dinner entertainment, luncheon speaker, outreach events, banquets, fund raisers, auctions, singles groups, master of ceremonies, special events etc.

All shows are customized to fit the needs of your audience and your purpose.

Nick Arnette has over 20 years experience entertaining audiences. Over 2,500 performances!

I'm easy to work with, flexible and would love to hear from you!

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Easily adapts and is a crowd-pleaser

We recently hired Nick for a pseudo-government event (no tax payer dollars we spent on ANYTHING, for the record).

In any case, Nick was great. He really has perfected the art of pushing the envelope just far enough to be funny and entertaining while being clean, appropriate, and non-controversial.

We had definite concern about hiring someone for our diversity conference that could be funny without being inadvertently discriminatory - and Nick pulled it off. He also is able to mix in just the right amount of "Feel good" motivational-type information.

So I would highly recommend him. He's VERY easy to work with, knows his stuff, showed up early, was professional with everyone he interacted with, AND, most importantly, was a great entertainer.

I was kind of on the chopping block with Nick, and I couldn't have been happier. Thank you, Nick.

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Reviewer: Terran O.
Event: Seminar in Long Beach, CA
Event Date: Apr 28, 2012
Hired As: Corporate Comedian, Corporate Comedian, Motivational Speaker

Our event exceeded our expectations thanks to Nick!

I hired Nick for our corporate event recently held in Anaheim. He did a super job entertaining our guests and helping us to build a lot of good will with our customers. He is easy to work with and will make your guests want more.

I received lots of complements on the event thanks to his performance. I would work with him again!

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Reviewer: Debora R.
Organization: Tech Briefs Media Group
Event: Corporate Event in Anaheim, CA
Event Date: Feb 15, 2012
Hired As: Corporate Comedian

Gotta have Nick come out!

Hey if you are wanting to find a comedian for your next event then give Nick a call. We booked him for our MC at an outreach concert and he was so good we booked him for our couples party.

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Reviewer: David C. C. C. M. V.
Organization: Calvary Chapel Mid Valley
Event: Church Service in Encino, CA
Event Date: Feb 14, 2010
Hired As: Corporate Comedian


I did my homework and wanted a clean comedian to come do a 45 min. performance for our Church Christmas party. Well, what can I say... Nick was phenomenal. The entire audience (Young and Old) was hysterically laughing at Nick's performance. He has a gift of building his comedian performance up to a climax to where one story supplements another and then before you know it they all collide! Honestly, I thought the videos on the website were pretty good but having Nick in real person is 10x's better. He is great with planning and very easy to work with. He called me back within 10min. of my original request to get a quote. I strongly recommend Nick Arnette for any event where you want to keep it clean and want to laugh uncontrollably!

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Reviewer: Christopher R.
Organization: Grace Chapel of the Coast
Event: Christmas Party in Oceanside, CA
Event Date: Dec 10, 2011
Hired As: Christian Comedian

A FUN fundraiser auctioneer

Nick is fantastic, adaptable, and funny. He is a delight to work with. I love where his heart is. I will be seeking more of his humor in the very near future.

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Reviewer: Stephanie M.
Organization: Intermountain Christian School
Event: Fundraiser in Salt Lake City, UT
Event Date: Oct 28, 2011
Hired As: Auctioneer

Review by Frances S.

Nick was absolutely PHENOMENAL!!!! Nick was punctual, nicely dressed, and very polite. I couldn't have been happier with my choice. I would certainly recomment Nick any time of the day. I loved having him at our Anniversary Party and our guests truly enjoyed his show and we received numerous compliments about Nick. I was comfortable knowing that his comedy was clean and appropriate for everybody in attendance. If you have the opportunity to hire Nick, DO NOT PASS HIM UP! Thank you Nick for gracing us with your appearance.

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Reviewer: Frances S.
Event: Anniversary Party in Lancaster, CA
Event Date: Oct 10, 2009

Review by Juanette L.

Nick deserves 10 stars! He was a fantastic addition to our Annual Benefit. Fund-raising has never been so fun. His lighthearted delivery style as an emcee, comedian and auctioneer had the crowd laughing and relaxed throughout the evening. This encouraged an atmosphere of joyful giving instead of pressured donating. Everyone is still talking about the event. Our best year ever!

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Reviewer: Juanette L.
Organization: Heritage Christian Academy
Event: Fundraiser in Fort Collins, CO
Event Date: Apr 10, 2010
Hired As: Auctioneer, Christian Comedian, Emcee

Review by Gina A.

Nick was wonderful. We had people cracking up and wanting more. Many professional left the event with him in mind for their next special event.

Hi was punctual, easy going and clean fun. I received lots of complements on the event thanks to his performance. I would work with him again!

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Reviewer: Gina A.
Organization: California Parks and Recreation Society, District 9
Event: Awards Night in Los Angeles, CA
Event Date: Feb 25, 2010
Hired As: Corporate Comedian, Christian Comedian, Comedian, Corporate Comedian, Emcee

Review by Ronnell K.

Nick was the easiest, most flexible and professional comedian I have had the pleasure of working with. He was relevant in his message and his comedy. He doesn't require much setup and his cost is well worth the product he presents. I would recommend him for any corporate event. He is distinguished, flexible, professional and most of all funny!

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Reviewer: Ronnell K.
Organization: K-LOVE and Air 1 Radio Networks
Event: Corporate Event in Fair Oaks, CA
Event Date: Feb 11, 2010
Hired As: Corporate Comedian

Review by James H.

What a fun evening! Nick provided hilarious and wholesome entertainment. He did an outstanding job of involving and engaging the entire congregation. One woman shared that her husband laughed out loud for the first time in over a year! Nick is not only a very talented comedian but is also a great person. He finished the evening off with a terrific message about our faith as it relates to God's provision. He even helped clean up after the event and had significant conversations with several on the clean up crew. This is a genuine guy with a great big heart who will make you laugh. I encourage you to invite Nick to your next event.

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Reviewer: James H.
Organization: Living Faith Community Church
Event: Church Service in Philomath, OR
Event Date: Dec 6, 2009
Hired As: Christian Comedian

Booking Info

  • Typical Gig: 15 - 90 minutes
  • Fee: Fee is flexible-call for quote
  • Languages: English


A clean comedy show with an upbeat message.

I am known as "The Feel Good Funny Guy."

Additional Booking Notes

-audience as close to stage as possible.

-bottle of water

-hand held microphone (wireless preferred)


-projector for power point presentation


-computer (I can bring one if necessary)

*Note-not all shows require all this equipment.

Clean Corporate Comedian With a Message

Known as the "Feel Good Funny Guy," Nick Arnette has been entertaining audiences with his clean and clever comedy for over 20 years. He is a nationally known speaker and comedian renowned for his highly customized, light-hearted and friendly style that appeals to old and young alike.

He has performed in front of audience of all shapes and sizes, and at times alongside some of the comedy greats- performers like Jay Leno, Jerry Seinfeld and Tim Allen. He was featured by the Associated Press in hundreds of newspapers nationwide, including the New York Times. You may have even seen him on television on HBO, A&E, Comedy Central, and other comedy shows.

Nick is the author of Me, We, and Glee: How to have a great attitude, work as a team, and keep your sense of humor" as well as "The Book of Dude" , a popular humor book, and a major contributor to "Comedy Comes Clean" and "Comedy Comes Clean II."

He grew up with four sisters and no brothers... It's no wonder he's a comedian!

The team providing the talent:

Nick Arnette

Christian Comedian With A Message


He seemed like one of our church family members.

– Tina Roberts, Chino Valley Church

Nick was incredible!
We will have him back again!

– Laura Heavrin, Overlake Christian Chur

Outstanding comedy, outstanding message.

– Mark Peacock, Sonrise Community Church

Comedian Nick Arnette clearly has a
smile on his face when he speaks—
on stage or off. .. and his audiences do, too.

– Christian Single Magazine

He was absolutely fabulous!
We had nothing but positive comments from
all who attended.

– Bob Montgomery, Jubilee Christian Center

We asked him to end his program with a word
about the need to be involved in a church family,
and he did that very well. We highly recommend
him to anyone interested in a great time
of clean comedy.

– Wayne Purcell, Pastor of Adult Ministries

He not only made us laugh; he affirmed
the mission we are dedicated to.

– Marsha Miller, Sec. to CEO, Wycliffe Associates

Nick’s humor was relevant, exciting and very
appropriate for our audience. Nick closed out
with an invitation. He was fabulous.

– Nita Gibbs, Yorba Linda Friends Church

Setup Requirements

hand held microphone-wireless preferred

lcd projector

product table

stage or riser

stool for stage