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Marty Simpson

Marty Simpson

8 reviews
Marty Simpson
4.99/5 stars – based on 8 reviews

Why book Marty Simpson?

"The continuous roar of laughter let us know Marty was a pro of the highest caliber…"
-- Ron Hoppe -- Lake Norman Baptist Church

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Christian Comedian in Blythewood, SC
On October 20, 2014, AMIkids hosted the first annual Night of Laughter to raise money for our non-profit’s work in South Carolina. Marty Simpson graciously agreed to be one of our comedians, as we wanted to feature home-grown talent and comedians who would respect the nature of our non-profit and provide clean, yet still adult, comedy. Marty came through on this mission with rave reviews! Not only was he hysterical, but he was mindful of his audience and provided us with a set of comedy that any adult would appreciate, but did not rely on vulgarities for punch lines. We received wonderful feedback from our event- which included adults of all ages, races, and backgrounds- and Marty was instrumental in making that happen. I would highly recommend Marty for any type of comedic event. His professionalism and talent made him a delight to work with, and he kept our audience entertained from start to finish.
Fundraiser in Columbia, SC
5 / 5 stars

Wonderful Addition to Non-Profit Fundraiser

On October 20, 2014, AMIkids hosted the first annual Night of Laughter to raise money for our non-profit’s work in South Carolina. Marty Simpson graciously agreed to be one of our comedians, as we wanted to feature home-grown talent and comedians who would respect the nature of our non-profit and provide clean, yet still adult, comedy. Marty came through on this mission with rave reviews! Not only was he hysterical, but he was mindful of his audience and provided us with a set of comedy that any adult would appreciate, but did not rely on vulgarities for punch lines. We received wonderful feedback from our event- which included adults of all ages, races, and backgrounds- and Marty was instrumental in making that happen. I would highly recommend Marty for any type of comedic event. His professionalism and talent made him a delight to work with, and he kept our audience entertained from start to finish.

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Reviewer: Celita H.
Organization: AMIkids
Event: Fundraiser in Columbia, SC
Event Date: Oct 20, 2014
Hired As: Stand-Up Comedian
Christian Comedian in Blythewood, SC
Marty Simpson is without a doubt the funniest clean comedian I have ever heard. His DVD IS WORTH EVEY PENNY! Fun for the whole family to watch!! He nails it with the humor in everyday life experiences of which he has had in several different areas of varying careers. He teases and jokes about the things he loves most which entertains the audience even more! Book him and buy his DVD for a night of ONE hour family fun. Then you'll watch again, I promise!
Other in Atlanta, GA
5 / 5 stars

THE BEST clean comedian EVER!

Marty Simpson is without a doubt the funniest clean comedian I have ever heard. His DVD IS WORTH EVEY PENNY! Fun for the whole family to watch!! He nails it with the humor in everyday life experiences of which he has had in several different areas of varying careers. He teases and jokes about the things he loves most which entertains the audience even more! Book him and buy his DVD for a night of ONE hour family fun. Then you'll watch again, I promise!

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Reviewer: Betty S.
Event: Other in Atlanta, GA
Event Date: Jul 21, 2014
Hired As: Christian Comedian
Christian Comedian in Blythewood, SC
Marty was a huge help in making our Valentine’s Dinner event a great success! I don’t know how often you hear professionalism and comedian in the same sentence but your willingness and ability to deliver a show perfectly suited to our crowd, and a continuous roar of laughter clearly demonstrated you are a professional of the highest caliber.

Given the opportunity, everyone involved in planning our event would not hesitate to recommend you to any other church group needing a good laugh … or any other group for that matter.
Other in Huntersville, NC
5 / 5 stars

Excellent!

Marty was a huge help in making our Valentine’s Dinner event a great success! I don’t know how often you hear professionalism and comedian in the same sentence but your willingness and ability to deliver a show perfectly suited to our crowd, and a continuous roar of laughter clearly demonstrated you are a professional of the highest caliber.

Given the opportunity, everyone involved in planning our event would not hesitate to recommend you to any other church group needing a good laugh … or any other group for that matter.

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Reviewer: Ron
Organization: Hoppe
Event: Other in Huntersville, NC
Event Date: Feb 15, 2014
Christian Comedian in Blythewood, SC
Marty recently did our “After Christmas End-of-First-Semester” school faculty and staff party. I had never met Marty, nor had I ever heard him do his routine. I had only read a short “essay” he had written for a local news agency. After meeting him for just a few minutes, one of my event coordinators asked, “Is he going to be funny?” I told him, “If his routine is anywhere near as funny as the conversation we have had for the last few minutes, we are going to love him.” He did not disappoint from the first moment to the last.

Teachers, just like any profession, need an opportunity to relax, let their hair down and enjoy a good laugh. Marty gave us even more than that! My faculty and staff are still talking about him on our campus weeks after the event. His experiences as a teacher and coach, a college football player, a dad, and otherwise, are portrayed wonderfully and are well-suited for any audience. And, it cannot be stressed enough that he was able to perform for an hour with hilarious material that would be appropriate in language and content for any audience. And it did not feel like an hour, at all!

I wholeheartedly recommend Marty to be a part of any organizational event. You will not regret even one minute of the time that you spend with him. He is great! His performance exceeded my hopes and expectations, and I am sure that it will exceed yours, as well.
Christmas Party in Hartsville, SC
5 / 5 stars

Marty Blew Us Away!

Marty recently did our “After Christmas End-of-First-Semester” school faculty and staff party. I had never met Marty, nor had I ever heard him do his routine. I had only read a short “essay” he had written for a local news agency. After meeting him for just a few minutes, one of my event coordinators asked, “Is he going to be funny?” I told him, “If his routine is anywhere near as funny as the conversation we have had for the last few minutes, we are going to love him.” He did not disappoint from the first moment to the last.

Teachers, just like any profession, need an opportunity to relax, let their hair down and enjoy a good laugh. Marty gave us even more than that! My faculty and staff are still talking about him on our campus weeks after the event. His experiences as a teacher and coach, a college football player, a dad, and otherwise, are portrayed wonderfully and are well-suited for any audience. And, it cannot be stressed enough that he was able to perform for an hour with hilarious material that would be appropriate in language and content for any audience. And it did not feel like an hour, at all!

I wholeheartedly recommend Marty to be a part of any organizational event. You will not regret even one minute of the time that you spend with him. He is great! His performance exceeded my hopes and expectations, and I am sure that it will exceed yours, as well.

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Reviewer: Dennis M.
Organization: Principal, McBee High School
Event: Christmas Party in Hartsville, SC
Event Date: Jan 12, 2012
Hired As: Christian Comedian, Comedian, Comedy Show, Corporate Comedian, Stand-Up Comedian

Response from Marty Simpson:

Dennis,

Thank you so much for having me at your McBee High school End of the Semester party. I always love performing for school teachers! You guys were an awesome crowd and an obviously close family type faculty!

Sincerely,

Marty

Christian Comedian in Blythewood, SC
Marty provided a comedy show at our International meeting of Christian School educators. Was hilarious, good clean fun. We received excellent comments about his show and his ability to relate to the audience.
Convention in Columbia, SC
4.9 / 5 stars

Review by Mickey B.

Marty provided a comedy show at our International meeting of Christian School educators. Was hilarious, good clean fun. We received excellent comments about his show and his ability to relate to the audience.

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Reviewer: Mickey B.
Organization: Columbia International University
Event: Convention in Columbia, SC
Event Date: Jul 14, 2009
Hired As: Christian Comedian
Christian Comedian in Blythewood, SC
Marty Simpson is hilarious! Watch some of his videos on Youtube, and you will agree with me!
Private Party in Columbia, SC
5 / 5 stars

Review by James N.

Marty Simpson is hilarious! Watch some of his videos on Youtube, and you will agree with me!

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Reviewer: James N.
Event: Private Party in Columbia, SC
Event Date: Mar 9, 2011
Christian Comedian in Blythewood, SC
We (Covert Homes) recently hired Marty to entertain a few hundred kids for us at our church camp, Salkahatchie. His stuff was hilarious!! These kids were laughing nonstop for an hour and a half. His goofy style of clean comedy is refreshing and our camp kids said it was the best entertainment we’ve ever had for them!!

John Covert
Owner Covert Homes
Director of 2010 Bythewood Salkahatchie
Private Party in Blythewood, SC
5 / 5 stars

Review by John C.

We (Covert Homes) recently hired Marty to entertain a few hundred kids for us at our church camp, Salkahatchie. His stuff was hilarious!! These kids were laughing nonstop for an hour and a half. His goofy style of clean comedy is refreshing and our camp kids said it was the best entertainment we’ve ever had for them!!

John Covert
Owner Covert Homes
Director of 2010 Bythewood Salkahatchie

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Reviewer: John C.
Organization: Covert Homes
Event: Private Party in Blythewood, SC
Event Date: Jun 15, 2010
Hired As: Christian Comedian, Comedian, Comedy Show, Stand-Up Comedian
Christian Comedian in Blythewood, SC
God bless you Marty. On behalf of Pastor and Bishop Haynes and the Last Day Family, we would like to say that we thank you and Ashley for coming out and helping us make this event so special and memorable for our Women of God. We pray God’s speed and blessing upon you and your family. Thank you again. We can’t wait for more fellowship. Send Ashley and the kids our love.
Sincerely,
Lacresha
Anniversary Party in Spartanburg, SC
5 / 5 stars

Review by Lacresha S.

God bless you Marty. On behalf of Pastor and Bishop Haynes and the Last Day Family, we would like to say that we thank you and Ashley for coming out and helping us make this event so special and memorable for our Women of God. We pray God’s speed and blessing upon you and your family. Thank you again. We can’t wait for more fellowship. Send Ashley and the kids our love.
Sincerely,
Lacresha

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Reviewer: Lacresha S.
Organization: Last Day Healing and Deliverance Center
Event: Anniversary Party in Spartanburg, SC
Event Date: Jul 24, 2010
Hired As: Christian Comedian, Comedian, Comedy Show, Stand-Up Comedian

Booking Info

  • Typical Gig: 20 - 90 minutes
  • Fee: $2,000-$3,500
  • Languages: English

Overview

Marty Simpson doesn’t look like an All-American Football Player, a sports radio talk show host, or the only white guy selected to appear on a BET comedy special. Let’s be honest, he looks like Dr. Phil's heavier brother. Yet, he’s all of these things. Plus, Marty is a stand up comedian who has quickly garnered national recognition after becoming the winner of the 2012 Clean Comedy Challenge. Since that time, you may have seen Marty opening for Saturday Night Live's Dennis Miller (if you were at that one show, that one night), Tim Hawkins, Pauly Shore, and Last Comic Standing Winners, Jon Reep and John Heffron.

Today, you can see Marty’s comedic work on a series of successful online videos including the “Domination” series about his beloved South Carolina Gamecocks or the very cool "Pregnidgerator" infauxmercial.


Marty stays busy at live standup shows throughout North America and has performed in venues from the 3 thousand seat Durham Performing Arts Center, to Atlanta's Uptown Comedy Corner, all the way to Los Angeles' Flappers Comedy Club. Marty's performance venues include clubs, churches, fund-raisers, festivals, corporate functions, and the occasional rock'n roll tour. Marty’s updates on Facebook, Twitter, and Youtube keep his fans and two or three of his friends laughing everyday. Follow him on twitter @MartySimpson or find his other social media sites at the top of this web page.

Bio

Marty Simpson doesn’t look like an All-American Football Player, a sports radio talk show host, or the only white guy selected to appear on a BET comedy special. Let’s be honest, he looks like Dr. Phil's heavier brother. Yet, he’s all of these things. Plus, Marty is a stand up comedian who has quickly garnered national recognition after becoming the winner of the 2012 Clean Comedy Challenge. Since that time, you may have seen Marty opening for Saturday Night Live's Dennis Miller (if you were at that one show, that one night), Tim Hawkins, Pauly Shore, and Last Comic Standing Winners, Jon Reep and John Heffron.

Today, you can see Marty’s comedic work on a series of successful online videos including the “Domination” series about his beloved South Carolina Gamecocks (just google the phrase "clemson math" and you will see Marty's videos right next to www.clemson.edu web addresses!) or the very cool "Pregnidgerator" infauxmercial. (http://pregnidgerator.com)

Marty stays busy at live standup shows throughout North America and has performed in venues from the 3 thousand seat Durham Performing Arts Center, to Atlanta's Uptown Comedy Corner, all the way to Los Angeles' Flappers Comedy Club. Marty's performance venues include clubs, churches, fund-raisers, festivals, corporate functions, and the occasional rock'n roll tour. Marty’s updates on Facebook, Twitter, and Youtube keep his fans and two or three of his friends laughing everyday. Follow him on twitter @MartySimpson or find his other social media sites at the top of this web page.

Marty's act is filled with antics and adventures from his real life. Nothing is off limits. His wife, his kids, his dogs, his style of worship, his former college football playing days with the Gamecocks, and his awkward relationships with his African-American friends, all get discussed on stage.

Influences & Inspiration

Jesus Christ, Bill Cosby, Mike Birbiglia, Brian Regan, Mitch Hedberg, Andy Griffeth, Carol Burnett, Lucille Ball

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