Lon Kieffer, the "RetiredComic"

Milford, DE

$300 and up

Travels up to 200 miles

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Clean Comedy: #LetHumorWork clips!

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Colorado Healthcare Association (800 people) - Opening Keynote

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Defending the Caregiver - Trailer

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Awards Banquet - 500 People - No Microphone (5 min. clip)

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Caregiver Leadership - Audience Engagement

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Lon, aka, DOC after "Defending the Caregiver" presentation

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Opened for Ryan Sickler and Josh Adam Meyers

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Opening Night at Dicken's Parlour - Bethany Beach, DE

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With Mark Eaton at National Speakers Association

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Live Episode - The Caregivers Podcast - Washington, D.C.

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Poster Signing after Gig

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Young Me - the Paul Reiser, Richard Jeni, Bob Nelson years!

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Recent Event with Frank Vignola (also here on Gigsalad)

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Callback - Featured with Ryan Sickler

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HoneyDew Podcast with Ryan Sickler

Overview

Lon Kieffer, is a 30+ year Professional Comic, Registered Nurse and Nationally Recognized Speaker and Leader in the Senior Living Industry who is now combining all life experiences and talents to deliver team building, outreach and entertainment to all aspects of the Continuing Care Retirement Communities.

Lon is known as the "RetiredComic" because he "let humor work" for him and celebrates multiple national speaking credits and is a natural in front of any 55+ audiences and the Caregivers that serve them.

Lon can "EnterTrain" solo or bring one of a select group of Professional Comedians vetted as appropriate to provide clean, "Mature Humor!" for your audience.

Thank YOU for Caring!


Reviews

10 reviews

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Chuck

March 31, 2025
Verified review

Lon was great!

Lon was great. He was really engaged with the audience and fed off their energy. I look forward to working with him again.

Hired as: Comedian

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Lon Kieffer, the "RetiredComic"

Chuck this was a highlight for me! Loved every minute! Please let me help your mission. Money is the least of my priorities! Thank YOU for Caring! #lethumorwork


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Navonne O.

November 24, 2024

You won't regret it!

From the first phone call to the end of the performance, Lon was top notch throughout the whole process. He cared and really listened to what I was after for a professional development opportunity to boost employee morale. His performance was funny, lighthearted, welcoming, warm, and just what we needed. We laughed, smiled, related, and let are guards down.

You won't regret choosing Lon for your next professional development event - especially if you want to smile and laugh! Make the phone call and book this guy! Today! :)

Hired as: Comedian


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Kimberly P.

November 22, 2024

Truly the Comedian for the Job book with Lon Kieffer

We here at First State Community Action Agency truly enjoyed your performance. Everyone could use a good laugh and you gave us just that and we thank you. We look forward to joining more of your future events. Thanks again Lon you Rock! Everyone if you’re in need of a good laugh book Lon for the job and thank me later❤️

Hired as: Comedian


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Julia

November 21, 2024

Lon is your guy!!

We had Lon speak at our annual Caregiver's Conference. The room was full of laughs, and everyone was pay attention. He made our guest feel supported and also provided some much-needed insight. Our guest voted him as a their "Favorite" part to their day! We are thankful for Lon's dedication to Caregivers!!

Hired as: Comedian


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Jillian S.

April 2, 2024
Verified review

So much fun!

Lon was amazing to work with. He performed for residents at an assisted living community. The communication was fantastic, he was professional, and, most importantly, funny! Our residents had a blast and couldn't stop talking about it the next day!

Hired as: Comedy Show

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Lon Kieffer, the "RetiredComic"

Thank you Jill! Your community is beautiful. Thank YOU for Caring! #lethumorwork

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Booking information

Price range: $300 and up

About

Lon Kieffer, is a 30+ year Professional Comic, Registered Nurse and Nationally Recognized Speaker and Leader in the Senior Living Industry who is now combining all life experiences and talents to deliver team building, outreach and entertainment to all aspects of the Continuing Care Retirement Communities.

Lon can celebrate multiple national speaking credits, professional achievements and, most importantly Comedic credits including working with: Ryan Sickler and Josh Adam Meyers in the present day world and Paul Reiser, Bob Nelson, and Richard Jeni from the 1990's and is a natural in front of any 55+ audiences and/or the people that serve or support them.

Lon continues to be in demand as a conference speaker and is now actively pursuing "Comedy" focused events on CCRC and ALF/IL communities.

Clean Comedy: (30 to 60 minutes)
"Mature Humor" - about aging in your own place and pace
"Advanced Directives" - being in charge of your own destiny

Conference Planners: Keynotes (60 minutes)
"Get Out of Bed and Go to Work!" - finding your daily WHY!
"Caregiver Dilemma!" - Careforce development - How to Engage, Retain, Attract Caregivers.
"You Might be a Caregiver" - Understanding the Caregiver Personality and Why it matters!

Corporate/Team Building Events: (45 to 60 minutes)*
All Keynotes can be adapted for Team Building and Company Events.
Custom Programs are also available.

Community/Marketing Outreach:
"Defending the Caregiver"
- a one-man Comedic/Dramatic play about Caregivers designed for Personal/Family Decision Makers

Thank YOU for Caring!

Services offered

Past booked events

March 2025

28

Friday

Fundraiser

8:00pm - 9:00pm

Linthicum Heights, MD

April 2024

01

Monday

Retirement Community Event

3:00pm - 4:00pm

Pasadena, MD

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