Pat Rocchi
- Philadelphia, PA
- Stand-Up Comedian
- 43 Verified Bookings
M. N. P. said “Pat was a true professional. I appreciate his attention to detail and willingness to tailor the act specifically for my mom on her 60th birthday.”
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I am a stand up comedian from Philadelphia. I have performed in the Delaware Valley and Maryland and has grace the stages of the Laffhouse, Helium, The Hard Rock Cafe and ParxCasino. My style of comedy is called "intelligent stupidity". Not very vulgar or profane; I can amuse any crowd.
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Price Range: $200 & Up
Gig Length: 15 - 90 minutes
Languages: English
A thought provoking mind melt, that will have you looking at things in a different manner while laughing.
My name is LUMP; also known as LifesUgly MoneyProblem.
I am an amusing stand up comedian that uses "intelligent stupidity" to entertain crowds of people. Street smart and intellectual; I use brain power and mild theatrics mixed with shock value to captivate the attention of the audience.
I do not use racist humor or rape jokes.
I am a resident of Philadelphia, so a majority of my experiences have come from being in and from the city; though it does not define me as a person or as an artist. I grew up in the church and also attended parochial school. I have also traveled these United States and seen many things.
As a child growing up my father owned/operated an appliance store, and taught me the value of hard work while teaching me how to service household appliances(washing machines, dryers, refrigerators & stoves). I also have cooked at many places including Veterans Stadium and Citizens Bank Ballpark.
These experiences, along with many others have molded the man that I am today.
In a social setting, I am a complete gentleman. I intend on wowing audiences with stories of life in general, along with sharp one liners, thought provoking puns and witty banter.
I will show up to your venue ready to please your crowd.
I prefer a well lit stage and a clear audible microphone but sometimes circumstances persist. I will make the best of most situations.
Work
Food
History
children
Math
Public transportation
Sex/Masturbation
Misdirection
Holidays
Relationships
Mild drugs
Television/movies
My influences are Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Andy Kaufmann and Robin Harris.
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M. N. P. said “Pat was a true professional. I appreciate his attention to detail and willingness to tailor the act specifically for my mom on her 60th birthday.”
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