Kattastrophic Comedy-Grams

I write and perform standup comedy
Do you need a message delivered with humor, heart, or pure chaos? I create custom telegrams, roasts, breakup messages, and character performances for any occasion. Choose the vibe—sweet, spicy, spooky, poetic, or unhinged—and I show up as the Spicy Therapist, Roasting Reverend, Fortune Teller, Drunk Aunt, Whimsy Poet, or a custom character. I offer video telegrams, live performances, phone calls, and written notes. Every message is tailored to your person, your drama, and your moment. Let’s create unforgettable chaos.