Jeff Hysen takes everyday situations and turns them into stories that audiences love--the kind they laugh at when Jeff tells them and the kind they laugh at again in the days that follow.
As philosopher Yogi Berra put it, Jeff observes a lot by watching: what it’s like to make strained small talk in the elevator at work; why a trip to the mall can be so demanding on a guy; how much, by law, one must purchase at a Costco. The effect is like listening to a friend whose lunch invitation you never want to refuse.
A husband, father and attorney who decided midway through life to stand up and share his observations, Jeff has become a favorite in the Washington, DC area.
2 reviews
G T. H.
November 3, 2025Jeff gave us a great standup comedy act that was exactly what we’d wanted. He tailored his delivery to our older audience of 1965 high school grads. He integrated details from our yearbook and spoke to our generation. Great job!
Hired as: Stand-Up Comedian
Dawnn G.
December 21, 2021What a great show! So creative, polished, and immediately changed course based on audience feedback so you never knew what to expect. We hired for our Christmas party and it definitely was the highlight of the event. Ultimate success.
Hired as: Stand-Up Comedian
Jeff Hysen
Thank you, Dawnn. It was an honor for Chris Lawrence and me to entertain members of our Armed Forces.
Price range: Contact for rates
Languages: English
Gig length: 20 - 30 minutes
What's so funny about a moonlighting attorney? You'll find out when you hear this counselor turned comic present his case. Jeff's insights and observations may be a little out of order but he's never in contempt of his audience.
You can expect a "clean" show. I do not curse. There is some "innuendo" in my material but that can be avoided upon request.
Saturday
Reunion
7:00pm - 7:30pm
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Alexandria, VA
Saturday
Restaurant/Bar Event
7:00pm - 7:30pm
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Chevy Chase, MD
Friday
Christmas Party
1:00pm - 1:45pm
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Alexandria, VA
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A mic, a stool, a bottle of water (prima donna!)
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