Dollop The Clown Tarot Readings

Dollop was the best! Right from the beginning she was so communicative on party planning and prep. She was accommodating, collaborative and just a lovely person to work with. We surprised our 25+ person party with readings from Dollop and our guests immediately lit up and started lining up to be read by her. Her combination of sass, comedy and legit tarot readings made for an incredibly unique party experience. All night long (and many next day texts) guests were raving about Dollop. Not only do I recommend her but our friends want to book her for their next parties too.

If you’re thinking about booking Dollop for a tarot reading, stop thinking and just do it! She somehow managed to be hilarious, incredibly professional, and surprisingly captivating, all at once! Every reading was entertaining, thoughtful, and had everyone at the party talking about for the rest of the night! Dollop is funny without being over the top, delivers thought provoking readings, and she has undeniable charisma! Sexy, silly, and completely committed to the bit; she knew exactly how to work the room and make everyone feel included. She showed up on time and was easy to work with; my guests are still talking about her. I can’t recommend her enough. 🫶🏼

So happy with Dollop’s tarot and spells- for a long time I was on the fence on if being a newt was my next step in life- but after the cards confirmed it, Dollop was great at spell casting and whala! Now I’m a newt and couldn’t be happier- you may ask how does a newt type a review - well that’s part of the mystery! Hire Dollop to unlock your new potentials- but please be clear as she may have turned my partner into a fig newton instead- but you don’t see me complaining!

Wow- we went to Dollop to help find Elvis- and wow! Did she ever! Now he won’t leave our bathroom but the last week has been worth it- thanks Dollop! Also not sure why she had us invest in rubber chicken stock but also- wow! She must’ve known something because in addition to having a celebrity on our toilet, we are fully stocked and blessed with rubber chickens and money! Will definitely consult Dollop again when needed ;)