Dollop the Clown is a sassy, irreverent, and funny tarot reader. If your friend group has a sense of humor she's perfect for birthdays and bachelorette parties.
Details:
- 3% - 80% reading accuracy
- blessings from the rubber chicken
- provides her own bubblegum cigarettes (does not share)
- grumpy
***Summer special - $250 for small parties - around 2 hours for 12 people. Less people = more reading time per person!
Please note Dollop can't do magic tricks. She's not that talented. You may get an oddly shaped balloon dog or two.
2 reviews
Barb D.
June 10, 2026So happy with Dollop’s tarot and spells- for a long time I was on the fence on if being a newt was my next step in life- but after the cards confirmed it, Dollop was great at spell casting and whala! Now I’m a newt and couldn’t be happier- you may ask how does a newt type a review - well that’s part of the mystery! Hire Dollop to unlock your new potentials- but please be clear as she may have turned my partner into a fig newton instead- but you don’t see me complaining!
Hired as: Psychic Entertainment, Tarot Reader
Jeremiah H.
June 10, 2026Wow- we went to Dollop to help find Elvis- and wow! Did she ever! Now he won’t leave our bathroom but the last week has been worth it- thanks Dollop! Also not sure why she had us invest in rubber chicken stock but also- wow! She must’ve known something because in addition to having a celebrity on our toilet, we are fully stocked and blessed with rubber chickens and money! Will definitely consult Dollop again when needed ;)
Hired as: Tarot Reader
Price range: $250 and up
Languages: English
Gig length: 120 - 180 minutes
Dollop's tarot readings are mostly for nonsensical entertainment purposes only. However, due to the uncanny nature of tarot, it is possible that someone *may* experience an accurate or insightful reading. This unfortunately can't be helped.
Dollop is newly blown into Vegas from Chicago, and is one of the founding members of Chicago Party Clowns. She plays the accordion and triangle badly and runs a psychic hotline from her banana phone.
Dollop needs a table, chairs, and a quiet corner. Hot tea is fine too but not required.
Miss Cleo, The Big Comfy Couch, Krusty the Clown, Harlie Quinn
Table and chairs, quiet corner
Tarot Reader
