David Rosie Rosenberg

An audience can expect a high energy, hilarious half or full hour. I do tons of crowd work, so everyone will feel included, but no one will be hurt. (I'm small. I can't afford to offend anyone.)

Hi! I'm a standup comedian based in Los Angeles (but I'm more than happy to go wherever.) I'd be thrilled to perform for your corporate event, backyard party, birthday party, rehearsal dinner, whatever. (Ok, no funerals.) My style of comedy is very inclusive, and while most of my material seems off the cuff, I'll cater my performance to your needs and specifics. I look forward to entertaining you!

I just need a mic and a speaker system of some sort. If need be, I can bring my own.