Danny Lofaro

Holtsville, NY

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Travels up to 200 miles

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Overview

Hi there my name is Danny. I am that special ingredient that makes any party, event, fundraiser, etc funny, and full of laughs. I am a comedian that can adapt to any type of event you are having. I cater to everyone and both sexes. I can perform squeaky clean or adult comedy. You will not be disappointed.


Reviews

1 review

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Jackie C.

October 20, 2014

Hilarious and Warm

I booked Danny to perform for the inpatients and residents at Vida Family Services, and he was wonderful. The Clinical Director couldn't thank him enough for bringing laughter and joy to so many people afflicted with the AIDS and HIV virus. I highly recommend him for any event.

Hired as: Comedian, Comedy Show, Stand-Up Comedian

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Booking information

Price range: Contact for pricing

Gig length: 15 - 60 minutes

What to expect

I like to pick on the audience, so expect a good deal of that during my set. If there is someone specific you'd like me to target (roast), please send me a short bio and key topics you'd like me to mention during my banter. I do suggest letting your "victim" know this is going to happen to avoid any awkward scenarios, unless that's what you're going for, in which case tell me that weird story about him tied to a goat.

About

I am a single father of two teenagers, so I am exhausted. You will journey with me as I rant about my children, my ex-wife who's a "ray of sunshine", and all the other things YOU think about but never say out loud. We'll say them out loud together, shall we?
I am appropriate for adults ages 18 - 118, of all demographics.
I am also a seasoned drummer with over 20 years of experience. Feel free to contact me for music gigs as well.
See you at your next event!

Past booked events

April 2014

18

Friday

Bachelor Party

8:00pm - 9:00pm

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East Haven, CT

Influences and inspiration

My comedy idols are Don Rickles and Brian Regan. Do expect some influences from both amazing comics in my act.... I'm the nice guy who'll make fun of ya! :)

Setup requirements

Microphone

Sound equipment

Sound equipment may not be necessary for small events

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