Brian Longwell

Natick, MA

$1000-2000 depending on travel. expenses extra.

Travels up to 200 miles

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Overview

Fake motivational "expert". I give a presentation called "How to be Successful" using an overhead projector and stick figure drawings. I use my experience in the corporate world (AT&T) and my own company plus watching a number of lame inspirational speakers - time I will never get back.


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4 reviews

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Julieann G.

October 19, 2025

Simply Hilarious

For anyone, though especially anyone who has ever had to endure any corporate "inspirational sessions," Brian Longwell's show is an absolute must. The simplicity of his direct and dry delivery is very easy to follow, and flows beautifully, taking just enough time to accommodate laughter throughout (which is required). A headliner in my facility, I would have Brian back any time. He's professional, pleasant... and very, very funny.

Hired as: Comedian

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Brian Longwell

Thank you Julieann! I appreciate you posting this here even though you folks found me directly. Your venue is great and I really enjoyed giving my "presentation" there.


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Darren M.

January 23, 2025
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Awesome!

Brian was wonderful! He was very punctual, professional and more importantly FUNNY! Appreciate him closing out our meeting and would definitely have him out again.
Best,
Darren Matthews

Hired as: Corporate Comedian


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Cary R.

June 22, 2022
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He was simply Great!

The crowd loved his topics and his delivery of the material… All ages and all had a wonderful time.

Hired as: Comedian, Corporate Comedian, Corporate Entertainment

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Brian Longwell

Thanks so much for the great review! It was a pleasure for me as well.


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Fran H.

November 3, 2021
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Private Halloween Party

I am still receiving compliments about the entertainment of Brian Longwell for Halloween gathering

Food menus come and go but when you truly have something different people remember 5 star Brian

He did an exceptional job was funny and unique Great Job Brian

Hired as: Comedian

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Booking information

Price range: $1000-2000 depending on travel. expenses extra.

Languages: English

Gig length: 20 - 45 minutes

What to expect

I'm a good fit for corporate events where everyone has been subjected to a morning or day of meetings and talks and where I'm brought in as a "Motivational Expert". It starts out looking like I'm yet another inspirational speaker, but things start to go off the rails and then I pull out the overhead projector and my stick figure drawings.

After dinner speaking is also a good fit.

In large venues, I use a document camera with a light board which creates the same old school and absurd overhead effect on the big screens.

I normally do about 30-45 minutes.

About

Besides being a comedian, Brian Longwell has an MS in electrical engineering and spent 11 years working for AT&T’s Bell Laboratories. While designing microchips by day, he started working as a professional comedian by night.
Most comedians aspire to “quit their day jobs”, but Brian used his growing income from comedy to start his own technology company and in 1992 he left Bell Labs to create Special Projects Group, Inc.

Brian Longwell has worked for years as a professional comedian at venues in the US and has toured the UK. He decided to combine is corporate background with his comedy experience and now gives “presentations” using an old style overhead projector with stick figure drawings tackling humorous topics like “Why Work?”, “How to be Successful” and has done topical presentations such as “Why Vote?” . His unique talent was recognized at the New York Comedy Festival by his inclusion in the Andy Kaufman competition in which he was a finalist.

On the corporate front, Brian has performed for AT&T, Hewlett Packard, McKinsey, John Hancock, and many medium and small size companies.

Additional booking notes

I can bring my own overhead project (no one seems to have them anymore) and I also have a document camera and light board for large venues.
I also can bring a portable screen if the event is in New England.
For large venues, a lav mike is needed - which I can also bring.

Past booked events

January 2025

22

Wednesday

Corporate Event

3:00pm - 4:00pm

Concord, NH

September 2024

11

Wednesday

Corporate Event

9:00am - 9:45am

Middletown, RI

June 2022

21

Tuesday

Corporate Event

7:00pm - 8:00pm

Milford, NH

October 2021

30

Saturday

Halloween Party

6:30pm - 7:00pm

Northfield, MA

Setup requirements

Screen

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