Alden Schaub

Austin, TX

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Travels up to 200 miles

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Overview

Alden Schaub is a Comedian, Trivia Host and Fart Engineer living in Austin, Texas. Regular performer at the East Austin Comedy Club. Contributing writer to The Weekly Wiper. Host of The Lucky Duck Comedy open mic, Austin's longest (in duration, 6 hours) open mic. When not performing or writing Alden can be found engaged in low cost activities such as recreational reading, making homemade hummus or collecting coins from the ground.

Clean Comedy includes 60 min of Clean Comedy from Alden and 2-4 Comics.
Trivia show includes 120 min of questions, music and jokes.

Alden will bring the show to you with a full speaker system, microphones and performers.


Reviews

4 reviews

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Averi K.

July 21, 2025
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Great comedian for corporate events, or any other!

Alden was super professional and very kind. Our guests had a great time during the funny bits and the trivia! He was even thoughtful enough to send me photos afterward. Highly recommend!

Hired as: Corporate Comedian


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Ridge H.

May 10, 2025

A great time with no issues

I have booked Alden on multiple comedy shows. He is always professional and hilarious. A go to guy. Amazing writer, comedian, and person.

Hired as: Comedian, Corporate Comedian


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Rachel K.

May 2, 2023
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Responsive and Flexible

Alden was very easy to work with and has the experience to lead an event. He and his crew arrived on time and were very flexible. He followed what the crowd was interested in and took requests for dance music. Everyone had a good time.

Hired as: Corporate Comedian


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Eric L.

December 19, 2022

Very funny - Always a Great Time

We use Alden for our recurring monthly trivia and we also use his services for any company events. I also know that some of our other properties use him on the regular.
Each event is new and funny and there is always a great turn out of residents looking forward to his events.

We highly recommend him!!

Hired as: Corporate Comedian

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Booking information

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What to expect

Alden and the other performers will arrive at least 1 hour before the event is to begin to set up speakers, computer, microphones, stands and any other equipment

Set up requires access to a single wall outlet and a table.

After the event all the equipment will be removed within 1 hour of the end of the event.

About

Alden Schaub is a Comedian, Trivia Host and Fart Engineer living in Austin, Texas. Always striving to be Austin's #1 comedy henchman, he is a contributing writer to Good Evening Tonight and The Weekly Wiper. Host of The Lucky Duck Comedy open mic, Austin's longest (in duration, 6 hours) open mic. When not performing or writing Alden can be found engaged in low cost activities such as recreational reading, making homemade hummus or collecting coins from the ground.

Past booked events

June 2025

28

Saturday

Corporate Event

7:30pm - 8:00pm

Austin, TX

April 2023

29

Saturday

Convention/Trade Show

9:30pm - 10:30pm

San Antonio, TX

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