I'm a Jack of Artistic Trades. Hire me to:
-read from my published/unpublished works
-perform spoken word poetry
-host writing workshops
-tell a true, raw story live on stage, like The Moth
-perform clean or dirty (but not filthy) stand-up comedy
-write rad sketch comedy for your theater group
Ok, so, don't freak out; I'm trying to make lemonade out of life's "great" lemons. I currently live in a pop-up tent in Vegas with my cat (long story; check my socials). There's nothing like pooping in a camping litter box to make you shoot your shot. That last quote was from my cat, Gremlin. She also says, hire Aitch meow meow and psp psp.
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Write a reviewPrice range: $50 and up
Languages: English
Gig length: 5 - 60 minutes
Aitch Alexandar (he/him) is a U.S. Navy veteran and former national security language analyst. He takes his oath and lifetime obligation to safeguard national-defense secrets seriously. Death before dishonor is carved on his soul. Also, he can be a bit dramatic but he prefers the term passionate. Now, he chooses to spread kindness instead of hateful blindness. Please join him on this very important mission. #artisresistance
PG, PG-13, R ranges of stand-up
live storytelling on stage
poetry reading event
spoken word event
book signings and readings
keynotes
above talents provided at a reasonable cost to help me thrive & survive.
awkward banter:
always included for free.
Oprah, Ellen, Wanda Sykes, Matt Rife, Pete Holmes, Jessica Kirsen, David Sedaris, Amy Sedaris, Bishop Mary Budd, John Hughes, Ted Lasso, Jesus of Nazareth, Winnie the Pooh, Mr. Roger's, RBG, Maya Angelou, Mary Lambert, and Jesse Parent.
mic
amp or PA
snackies & drinkies
kindness
seating for guests
open hearts & minds
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