Absar Siddiqui - Stand-up Comedian

Orlando, FL

$200 - $2000

Travels up to 200 miles

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Overview

Absar Siddiqui brings his unique brand of observational humor, voice impersonations, and quick wit to the stage as he discusses marriage, his upbringing in a Pakistani household, and life as a “brown man” FL.

As a veteran comedian, Absar has performed at venues across the country. The Orlando Improv, Bonkerz Comedy Clubs, and The Comedy Underground in Seattle are a few clubs he calls home.

- Can perform clean “PG” acts or content restricted acts
- Over an hour of material for clean or blue acts
- Experience performing in corporate and academic events
- Experience performing in restaurants, dining / event halls, and bars / nightclubs


Reviews

4 reviews

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Ronald C.

June 8, 2022
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Our wedding reception

Absar was absolutely amazing, funny as hell, everyone there commented on how funny he was, definitely made our reception a hit with our family and friends. Definitely recommend. Thanks Absar

Hired as: Comedian, Stand-Up Comedian

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Absar Siddiqui - Stand-up Comedian

Thank you, Ron! And congratulations again to you both!


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Dustin T.

October 10, 2021
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Hilarious, Talented, and Gifted Speaker

We invited Asbar to do a stand comedy at our church's festival. He was able to entertain the whole crowd while keeping the talk PG as per our request! He definitely has true talent! He was also very respectful and came early.

Hired as: Comedian, Stand-Up Comedian

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Absar Siddiqui - Stand-up Comedian

Thank you for your kind words, Dustin! I had an amazing time at your event!


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Nikki C.

June 6, 2021
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Absolutely Fabulous

They were early, very friendly and professional. We will definitely have them back. They all , knowing we were a non profit Veterans Organization , made a beautiful speech thanking them for their service. Absar stayed and took pics with the Vets and thanked all of them personally. Great group of gentlemen. Wonderful event.

Hired as: Comedy Show

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Absar Siddiqui - Stand-up Comedian

Thank you, Nikki! It was such a pleasure performing for such a good cause!


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Janice R.

January 8, 2021

Very Professional and Funny!

We hired Absar for a corporate fundraising event. He got to the ball room early and helped coordinate seating with us.

Our team members LOVED his material! He was very playful and charming and stayed after the show to mingle with guests!

We cannot recommend Absar enough and will be booking him again for future events

Hired as: Comedian

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Absar Siddiqui - Stand-up Comedian

Thank you, Janice! I truly enjoyed performing at your event!

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Booking information

Price range: $200 - $2000

Languages: English, Urdu

What to expect

• Will arrive at least an hour early for each gig
• Perform material suitable for any given event
• Will stay to chat and take photos with audience members after and before a show
• Very playful, non aggressive crowd work
• Can assist in setting up venue / seating if requested
• Will make announcements of promotions for venue or future events at reques
• Does not drink alcoholic beverages before or after any show
• Will not smell like smoke or alcohol

Most importantly, WILL make sure your audience laugh and leave happy and satisfied!

If you have any other questions or requests/requirements, please ask!

About

Born in Chicago, IL, Absar moved to Orlando FL at the age of 7. The new warm climate offered Absar a lot of indoor time to avoid the blazing Florida heat. This lead to Absar’s love for Stand up comedy. Absar was glued into comedy and studied the industry greats such as Dave Chapelle, Richard Pryor, Bill Burr and Louis CK.

Absar started public speaking and performing in high school and thrived in a public speaking setting. Absar decided to make comedy a career early on and began honing his craft.

Absar has been fortunate enough to perform at world renowned venues such as the Orlando Improv, the Comedy Underground in Seattle, Bonkerz Comedy Club and various other legendary comedy venues!

Additional booking notes

Just have a mic ready, and Absar will bring the funny!

Past booked events

June 2022

07

Tuesday

Wedding Reception

8:00pm - 8:45pm

Lake Mary, FL

October 2021

09

Saturday

Cultural Event

8:00pm - 8:30pm

Brandon, FL

June 2021

05

Saturday

Nonprofit Event

6:00pm - 7:30pm

Deland, FL

Set list

Set list to be determined upon booking. Can perform with any time restrictions requested

Influences and inspiration

• Dave Chapelle
• Richard Pryor
• Louis CK
• Aziz Ansari
• Daniel Tosh

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