Abbey Soandso

Hi, I’m Abbey Soandso (like So and so) I’ve been a live performer for over 15 years, burlesque specifically for a decade. My beliefs are make it hot, make it weird, or make it both. My acts range from classic showgirl glamour, white snake hair whipping rock and roll vixen, all the way to campy goofy neo-burlesque dream girl.
I also sing! Sometimes fully dressed!!
If your event needs rhinestones, perhaps a microphone, questionable judgment, and a girl who isn’t afraid of commitment (to the bit) - call me!