Abbey Soandso
Overview
Hi, I’m Abbey Soandso (like So and so) I’ve been a live performer for over 15 years, burlesque specifically for a decade. My beliefs are make it hot, make it weird, or make it both. My acts range from classic showgirl glamour, white snake hair whipping rock and roll vixen, all the way to campy goofy neo-burlesque dream girl.
I also sing! Sometimes fully dressed!!
If your event needs rhinestones, perhaps a microphone, questionable judgment, and a girl who isn’t afraid of commitment (to the bit) - call me!
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Price range: Contact for pricing
Languages: English
Gig length: 5 - 60 minutes
What to expect
You can expect to be mesmerized!!!! Well, at least entertained. I am playful, interactive, inquisitive about what I can climb and not shy to shake what the good lord gave me.
About
I’m Abbey Soandso (So and so) and I’ve been a burlesque performer since 2017, I’ve toured with the Blackheart Burlesque (rip!) and shaken my rhinestones for people all over the country. I love classic burlesque but I reallly love getting weird and creepy and goofy, so if you like alternative elegance, mixed with a little camp. I’m your girl.
Additional booking notes
I come with only myself and a suitcase full of sparkly things and props. No lights, no mics.
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Influences and inspiration
I am influenced by tom and Jerry, specifically the sexy white cat.
Setup requirements
Any stage without any exposed electrical wire or untamed nails is fine.
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