Simple Simon delivers Birthday Party Shows that are Fast Paced & Filled With Hilarious Kids Comedy. Simple Simon is extremely flexible and has 3 different programs priced for every budget.
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Keep In Mind YOU Should NEVER Hire A Children's Entertainer Unless They Agree To Provide YOU With:
* Certified Criminal Abuse Background Check and Finger Print Card.
* They MUST Carry At Least $1,000,000.00 In General Liability Insurance.
* The Entertainer Should Offer You A Double Your Money Back GUARANTEE!
*A Professional Childrens Entertainer WILL Always Provide YOU With These Essential Requirements*
Cytek Media Systems had The Village Idiot performed at our annual Christmas party (12/16/17) We had roughly 50 members at the dinner. We couldn't have asked for a better show. The Village Idiot made everyone in the room laugh. He had great group participation that kept everyone's attention. We highly recommend the Village Idiot for adult group gatherings.
Response from The Village Idiot (Simple Simon):
The only reason this Christmas party was a success is because the people from Cytek, are ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE. I think I may have had more fun than they did 😁. Thank you so much for having me and I hope to see you all again, soon!
Simple Simon performed for our Cruise Night in Clinton, MO. His performance was well received by those in attendance. He kept the crowd entertained and when strolling through and doing close-up magic for our patrons, a crowd gathered with each stop. Generally with Cruise Night, people stroll through looking at cars and don't stop for a long period of time. With Simple Simon, the people gathered to see where the laughter was coming from and what it was all about. It was a great night and we will be bringing him back in the future.
Response from The Village Idiot (Simple Simon):
I absolutely "loved" performing during the Cruise Night in Clinton, MO. Everyone out there was really friendly and I throughly enjoyed every minute of it! I am grateful to have been a part of their event and I'm looking forward to participating in the future. This is a truly blessed community full of great people!
Price Range: $225 - $5000
Insurance: $100,000 - General Liability
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THE GREATEST BIRTHDAY PARTY SHOW ON EARTH
“The Only Birthday Party Option IN THE WORLD, Which Creates A Memory So GREAT,
One Day, Your Child will tell their grand-children about…Guaranteed!”
• Circus Backdrops
• Carnival Games
• And… A FULL CIRCUS!!!
• there is “LITERALLY” nothing like it anywhere in the world
Simple Simon literally brings an entire circus with him. You read that right!
The birthday party area will be transformed into a Full-On Circus Attraction!
Do me a favor. Right now… Close your eyes…Now, imagine what you would typically see during a circus! Do it, now! What are you seeing? Do you see the Strongman? The Flying Trapeze? The High Dive with Aerial Stunts? What about someone getting shot out of a cannon? Do you hear A TON of Laughter? Clapping? Music? & Fun? YES!!!
Do you see Magic? Balloons & Games? What else do you see? Now, imagine all of that taking place during YOUR Childs Birthday Party.
* How Excited is your kiddo?
* Are they jumping up and down?
* Are they pulling on your arm
* Are they pointing at all the neat things?
* Do they have the biggest smile you’ve ever seen?
Can YOU Hear Your Childs Friends Talking About How AWESOME Your
Kiddo Is To Have This Butt-Kicking Birthday Party
And, here’s another totally sweet benefit: (this one is for you) You get all of this, BUT…
• Without the mess…
• Without the hassle
• Without the trouble…
• Without the stress…
• & Without the inconvenience…
How is this possible? That’s where Simple Simon comes in. You can Think of Simple Simon as YOUR Birthday Party, Solutions Providing, Crazy Circus Ringmaster.
BUT FIRST… Tell me something, are you beginning to envision how much fun this is going to be for your kiddo and all of their friend’s?
YOUR Child will be the Star of the show! The center of attention and… You guessed it! Everyone will wish they had parents as cool as you!
I’m gonna guess that You are probably like All Of The Other Parents who absolutely LOVE how we deliver ALL of this WITHOUT using any live animals or making a mess in your home. Everything is completely Self-Contained, Hassle-Free & FUN!
Let me explain: This is No Ordinary Circus…nope!!! This is a one of a kind, Absolutely Incredible, Unbelievably Amazing & Award Winning Flea Circus.
=> YOU READ THAT CORRECTLY! <=
VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: NO Actual Fleas Are Used during this show The show is 100% Organic, Gluten Free, Pet Friendly and Hypo-Allergenic. I Repeat: “NO REAL FLEAS ARE USED DURING THIS ACT!” It is 100% Safe and approved by the F.C.C.o.A. (Flea Control Center of America) okay! I made up the F.C.C.o.A. but seriously, No actual fleas are used in the show. None! Zero! Zilch!
Now that I just saved you from almost having a heart attack, let’s get to the good stuff Like I was saying, The BIRTHDAY CHILD Is The Star of The Show. They will help and participate, throughout the entire circus.
The Birthday Child Will Be Part Of Every Hilarious Comedy And Magic Skit During The Performance
…including the one with a trained balloon dog. This will leave BOTH the kids & the adults cracking up!
During the circus you will see:
Arnold Flea-tsanegger: The Worlds Strongest Flea.
The Flying Flea-zini: will perform aerial acrobatics on the flying trapeze.
Michael Flea-elps: will jump from the High Dive & land in a tiny pool of water.
Marty McFlea: will get shot out of a cannon at 888 mph being launched back in time.
The Birthday Child will help during a gut-busting, laughter filled comedy routine at the finale of the show, which will include the birthday child, as well as, a few of their closest friends.
But, look!!! The Fun Never Stops. Once the show is over, that’s when we get started playing The MOST Fun Filled & Exciting Carnival Games in the world…
And… rather than just get a boring, old goodie bag, EVERY child will get a very special birthday bag which they will need to hold all of the prizes they will win, while playing these Awesome Carnival Games. Of course, the Birthday Child will go first, during all of the carnival games.
So, Check This Out!! In Addition To Everything Else The BIRTHDAY CHILD Also Gets:
⎫ A Very Special Simple Simon Magic Set, or a Flea Stuffed Animal Or A Puppet
⎫ A Simple Simon Magic Book with 10 Easy-To-Do Magic Tricks.
⎫ Invisible Magic Dust along with a book on How To Use It.
⎫ & A Collectable Laminated Certificate Making them an Official Flea Circus Ringmaster.
Of course, this show wouldn’t be complete without A VERY Special, Rare & Unique highlight, which has Amazed & Amused People All Over The World. Everyone at your child’s Birthday Party, will have the opportunity to see (in it’s authentic display case) The World’s Largest Flea, which was actually recovered from a real Wooly mammoth found frozen in ice, in Antarctica, back 1963. This is not a fossil and I obtained it at a science auction back in 2003. This is the ONLY one in existence!
So, how do you feel about all of this, So Far?
I will do all of the hard work so, YOU can Sit Back & Relax. YOU Deserve to take it easy once in a while, too, right? Of course you do!
Finally, I even send out all of the Birthday Invitations for you… Postage and all. I’ve got you covered. These are very unique birthday invitations specifically designed for your kiddos One Of A Kind Birthday Party Extravaganza! PLUS, we also send a little surprise with each of the invitations to get everyone really excited about Your Childs BIG Day!
Now, All That’s Left Is For You To Decide:
Which Of The World’s Greatest Birthday Party
Packages Works Best For YOU
There are three packages listed below. Take a look and when you settle on the show that’s the best fit for you, gimme a quick call and we can get it penciled in on my calendar.
By the way, I’m not a sales man. I’m a kid’s entertainer who only cares about making sure, your child and their friends feel important, have fun and to assure that they experience the joy they deserve. I also have a great deal of respect for you and I would never do anything to cause you to question my integrity.
I guarantee, the programs I offer, will make your kiddos birthday party, one of the greatest memories they will ever have. I perform more than 300 shows every year and I’m often booked well in advance. You can rest assured that I will “NOT” be trying to up sell you on anything. Each birthday party package has everything that comes with it, listed below.
No pressure! Call or email whenever YOU Are Ready. Keep in mind that I am often booked up, well in advance. If you call to Schedule Your Childs Birthday Party at least two months in advance, I will give you an additional $25 discount for planning ahead.
I am also giving you a DOUBLE YOUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE!!!
You Will NOT Get This Kind Of Incredible Guarantee
From Any Other Entertainer.
If YOUR Child and the children at the party are not laughing, screaming, yelling and having fun, Simple Simon will give you TWICE Your Money Back!!! You have Nothing to lose and a Lifetime of Memories to gain.
ONE RING CIRCUS PACKAGE
$225 For this option
30 minutes of Fun which includes:
1. Flea Circus Performance
2. Birthday Child gets a book of EZ Magic Tricks & Activity Book
3. Magic Jumbo Dollar Bill with FOUR magic tricks
TWO RING CIRCUS PACKAGE
$275 For this option
60 minutes of Fun which includes:
This “IS” The MOST Popular Option
Everything included in the 30 minute show PLUS…
1. Flea Circus Performance
4. Twinky, The Sheep Dog Puppet will perform some crazy magic and be mischievous
Birthday Child Gets:
• Simple Simon Magic Set, A Stuffed Animal Flea or Their Very Own Puppet
• Book full of 10 Easy Magic Tricks
• PLUS…everything listed below, as well.
All Children, including the birthday child, will get:
• Coloring & Activity Sheets
• Invisible Magic Dust & Booklet
THREE RING CIRCUS PACKAGE
$500 For this option
75 minutes of Fun which includes:
Everything from the previous two options PLUS:
1. Carnival Games & Prizes
Past Booked Events
|December 16, 2017 • 8:00pm - 9:00pm||Holiday Party (Christmas)|
|December 12, 2017 • 5:00pm - 6:30pm||Christmas Party|
|August 12, 2017 • 6:00pm - 8:00pm||Nonprofit Event|