Greetings. I'm SomeguynamedFrank. I'm an always-clean stand-up comic. My jokes are more like comments, random thoughts and observations based on actual events that never happened. Where most comics take a right, I take a left with dry, intelligent, appealing right-brained observations. It's a delightfully twisted, fun, memorable experience.
I have a diverse selection of comedic offerings for groups of all sizes. I'm also a Florida licensed auctioneer so I can marry the two and add the funny to your fund-raiser. I have multiple presentations geared towards small groups as well as large groups, so no audience too small or large. References upon request. It's best to click, find my number, and contact me personally. If I can't make you laugh on the phone, I don't deserve your business.
Price Range: Contact for rates
Gig Length: 25 - 60 minutes
Unions: Florida Licensed Auctioneer, Lic. No. AU4360
What to Expect
From Soak in the Dryness presentation: 30-40 minutes of always clean stand-up with a smattering of audience interaction as opportunity allows or calls for.
From SomewifenamedFrank: Experienced singer/church worship leader. In church setting she can lead congregation with pre-show praise music. For banquet/dining setting, she can provide background music. In my stand-up act, I can bring her along to sing some popular songs that I have re-written/parodied. She's quite the talent......
From Chinglish Show and Tell: Up close and personal 'show and tell' presentation highlighting mis-packaged, mis-translated goods from Asian countries. Can be done in small or large goups. Message that's woven into presentation in 10 words or less: Make sure you're doing the job right.
From Drummers Ed: Strong audience interaction and participation as I give light-hearted, entertaining insight to the instrument everyone has always wanted to play: Drums. Presentation inspired by my 30-plus years of drumming, a pair of drumsticks, and my car's steering wheel (the drums away from drums). Climaxes with a two-person drum 'circle' where myself and a brand-new drummer/participant(s) from the audience play/jam/beat on twin steering wheels.
Additional Booking Notes
Lighting must not obstruct my view of audience. Two mic minimum, up to four if Drummers Ed to be performed. Basic PA with wireless mic capabilities. If Chinglish Show and Tell requested for a larger audience, laptop connection and large projection screen necessary.
Past Booked Events
|February 21, 2015||Anniversary Party|
Call for free sample......
|SomewifenamedFrank (Jeanette)||Occasional singer. I write parodies and make her sing them....|
Influences & Inspiration
Steven Wright, Demetri Martin, Jim Gaffigan, Mitch Hedberg, Emo Phillips
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