A comedy veteran of 25 years and known for his SQUEAKY-CLEAN IMAGE, Patrick is a demand performer at corporate/private events, colleges, churches, and cruise lines across the country. His television credits include "EVENING AT THE IMPROV", "BEST OF STAND UP COMICS TAKE A STAND", and "COMIC STRIP LIVE". Not only has Patrick been crowned the WINNER of The Laugh Factory's Comedy Competition and the Central Coast Comedy Competition, he's also been a finalist two years in a row in the Los Angeles Comedy Competition and Orange County's Funnist Comedian Competition. Blending an arsenal of comedy coupled with hysterical and original CLEAN material, Patrick is able to offer his audience A REAL SHOW!!
Patrick did a Gig at our women's club for our monthly luncheon...he knocked it out of the park!...Thanks Patrick!
Patrick was great! Very professional, kind, and communicative leading up to our event. And then when it was show time he was hilarious! Such a great person to work with and you won't be sorry if you book Patrick, you'll be rolling on the floor laughing! We had many comments after the event about how funny they thought Patrick was.
Thank you Patrick!!!
We just had Patrick out to our volunteer appreciation night. He was prompt, courteous, and very professional. This was my first time booking something like this, and he mad it so easy for us.
As for the show? It was the funniest night of my life! The show was appropriate for all ages and funny for all ages. Our volunteers will be talking about this for a long time.
Patric was on time, funny, and friendly. We enjoyed listening to his hour long, non-stop, clean jokes and afterwards having friendly conversations with him. I would recommend Patrick and welcome him back as a return favorite.
We just used Patrick at our Church's Marriage Retreat, just a little over 100 people. He was quick to respond to questions in the planning phase and arrived an hour early before his scheduled time. He brought with him his own equipment and made the process so easy. He was funny and engaged the crowd. We appreciated that he kept it clean and appropriate for our crowd. We recommend him!
Everyone loved him!!
Patrick did a very good job for us at our church's Volunteer Appreciation Dinner.
His comedy is appropriate, good and fun. Our crowd received him very well,. His fee was very fair.
Our group was pleased with Patrick's comedy routine. It was appropriate, clean, and entertaining.
Patrick showed up early and brought his own sound and lighting equipment. His material was all clean and he had us all laughing. Afterwards, people were still talking about his jokes and laughing.
I Took A Comedy Course With Comedian Nazareth In Which Comedian Patrick Hanifin Was So Gracious To Headline Our Class Graduation. What A Funny And Talented Comedian Anyone Would Be Happy With His Work. Comedienne Cha
What to Expect
Self contained squeaky-clean comedy with hysterical, clever, original, smart material, that will make you feel happy! (Not generic, foul, unoriginal, night club material, that you'll be sorry you came for and never want to see again.)
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Amazing!!!!!!!!! Our group is faith based so we wanted clean, but we never expected someone to be sooooooooooooo funny!! Patrick is so quiet when you meet him and when he gets on the stage he is not only a phenomenal comedian, he was a excellant MC. We still cannot believe our good fortune in finding funny, clean, creative, and affordable. We thank you Patrick for a evening to remember!!! Giving Hope to the Homeless!!! -Gail Monestere, American Family Housing 25th Anniversary, Meadowlark Country Club, Huntington Beach, CA
We've heard nothing but great things about your presentation yesterday. The South Orange County Community College District holds a staff development day for the classified employees of our 3 campuses every year. It's a challenge to put something together that all the employees like. In the past our guest speakers have usually focused on some team building aspect or self improvement type of presentation. Usually not very inspiring. When I was tasked to find a speaker I wanted to make sure that I would not get complaints. Everyone enjoyed your comedy presentation %u2013 it was funny, relaxing, uplifting and just a time of real enjoyment. You set the tone for the rest of the day. Everyone went home asking for the same thing next year! Thank you again and I wish you the best. Hedy Renfro %u2013
Irvine Valley College, Irvine, CA
The show was fabulous! The jokes, stories, interaction with the group, you really made it about us! We had sooo many compliments and people coming to tell us how they enjoyed your performance, and how nice it was to have comedy from a comedian that didn't have foul language thru the show. Needless to say you were great! I wish you nothing but continued success with your comedy routine. Thank you again! -- Cheryl V, IADCCT Convention, Riviera Hotel, Las Vegas, NV
Patrick Hanifin is the best comedian in Southern California! Will Morton, Owner and CEO of Million Laughs
In the Proverbs, King Solomon said, "A merry heart doeth good like a medicine...". You made our hearts exceedingly merry with your highly entertaining and squeaky clean comedy performance when you were with us. After the program, we heard numerous comments from the audience, including such things as:
"I can't remember the last time I had such a good belly laugh."
"I laughed till I cried."
"My jaws are tired from laughing so much."
Not only are you a wonderfully funny comedian, you exhibited complete poise and every aspect of your show was done with out-and-out professionalism. It is obvious that you are adept at dealing with unforeseen circumstances. Even though we had some problems with our sound and lighting, you didn't let it bother you but just went on with the show, keeping us laughing all the way through.
May God bless you bountifully as you continue to use your talents to entertain in a wholesome manner.
Yours in Christ, Ron Butler, Mainstream Pastor, Canyon Lake Community Church
Patrick was not only funny but very professional. We stayed in contact all the way up to the show. I have had some bad experiences in the past hiring comedians but I was beyond pleased with Patrick's overall show! Our paying guests were at the point of tears with most of his jokes. It's very hard to find a funny "clean comedian" these days but look no further. You sure kept our concert series going with ease! Hire this man and you will have no worries! Thanks again...! -- Ray W, Ciao Summer Concert Series, Riverside, CA
Patrick was absolutely amazing. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard, he is extremely funny, and worth way more than he charges. My guests just raved about him, and thanks to Patrick, I'm known as throwing the best parties. I can't wait to hire him to come back again! -- Krystal D, Birthday Party, Lancaster, CA
Very funny and great guy. It's been a long time since I got cheek cramps from laughing so hard!! -- Rick C, Graduation Party, Commerce, CA
Mr. Hanifin performed at our 10th Annual Fire Ball 2009 "A Tribute to the Fire Service" fundraiser. He was very professional, clean comedy, kept the crowd laughing and was a great pleasure to work with. Mr. Hanifin was very willing to assist in any way he could to help make the event funny and entertaining. He was a great pleasure to work with. Thank you Patrick!!! -- Tina H, Holtville, CA
Patrick did a great job entertaining the San Diego Society of Health-Systems Pharmacists! He did an excellent job of personalizing the event and engaging everyone in the audience. -- Ashley D, San Diego, CA
Leading up to his performance, Patrick was very accommodating with preparations. He always returned phone calls and replied immediately to emails. His performance was very entertaining ~ I've received nothing but positive comments from those attending. I wouldn't hesitate recommending Patrick to friends! -- Mary K, Lone Pine, CA
Patrick was absolutely AWESOME!!! He was very accomidating with everything I needed. He was on time and his comedy act was appropriate for everybody in attendance both young and old. Our guests were extremely happy with everything and really enjoyed his act. I am so greatful for everything Patrick provided for me, my husband, and our guests, he was wonderful! -- Frances S, Lancaster, CA
Pat was very professional and wonderful working with our group of about 60 during a dinner event. He definitely left us laughing and I got great feedback about his performance the next day. -- Dale R, Seattle, WA
Patrick was awesome! Everyone thought he was funny. I would highly reccomend Patrick to anyone who is looking for a clean comedian that knows how to entertain! -- Rosemary J, Ione, CA
Patrick was very professional and a joy to work with. I would recommend him to friends and family. He listens and is accomodating to the clients needs. Two thumbs up! -- Monau G, Pomona, CA
Additional Booking Notes
Complete high quality sound system and lighting can be furnished upon request.
Upcoming Booked Events
|June 23, 2018 • 1:30pm - 2:00pm||Birthday Party|
Past Booked Events
|May 05, 2018 • 2:00pm - 3:00pm||Birthday Party|
|April 07, 2018 • 6:00pm - 7:00pm||Birthday Party|
|March 24, 2018 • 4:00pm - 5:00pm||Easter Party|
|March 10, 2018 • 8:00pm - 8:45pm||Birthday Party|
|February 17, 2018 • 6:30pm - 7:30pm||Corporate Event|
|June 08, 2017 • 1:00pm - 1:30pm||Anniversary Party|
|May 15, 2017 • 10:00am - 10:30am||Nonprofit Event|
|April 28, 2017 • 6:30pm - 9:30pm||Fundraiser|
|March 26, 2017 • 6:30pm - 7:30pm||Nonprofit Event|
|March 25, 2017 • 6:00pm - 7:30pm||Dinner Party|
|March 11, 2017 • 8:00pm - 8:45pm||Holiday Party (Other)|
|February 27, 2017 • 4:30pm - 6:30pm||Sporting Event|
|February 16, 2017 • 6:00pm - 8:00pm||Dinner Party|
|December 31, 2016 • 7:30pm - 8:30pm||Personal Occasion|
|December 17, 2016 • 3:00pm - 4:00pm||Holiday Party (Christmas)|
|December 03, 2016 • 8:00pm - 8:30pm||Holiday Party (Christmas)|
|November 12, 2016 • 7:00pm - 7:45pm||Nonprofit Event|
|September 07, 2016 • 6:30pm - 7:15pm||Dinner Party|
|April 09, 2016 • 3:00pm - 10:00pm||Birthday (Adult)|
|April 06, 2016 • 7:00pm - 9:30pm||Corporate Event|
|February 14, 2016||Wedding Reception|
|February 13, 2016||Dinner Party|
|December 12, 2015||Birthday (Adult)|
|December 09, 2015||Corporate Event|
|October 24, 2015||Birthday (Adult)|
|September 09, 2015||Corporate Event|
Influences & Inspiration
Jerry Seinfeld, Steve Martin, Johhny Carson, Steven Wright, Stanley Myron Handleman
The show was fabulous! The jokes, stories, interaction with the group, you really made it about us! We had sooo many compliments and people coming to tell us how they enjoyed your performance, and how nice it was to have comedy from a comedian that didn't have foul language thru the show. Needless to say you were great! I wish you nothing but continued success with your comedy routine. Thank you again! -- Cheryl V, IADCCT Convention, Riviera Hotel, Las Vegas, NV, 12/16/09
Patrick's performance was GREAT, just what we wanted! The crowd was pleased and really enjoyed the entertainment!
Patrick was not only funny but very professional. We stayed in contact all the way up to the show. I have had some bad experiences in the past hiring comedians but I was beyond pleased with Patrick's overall show! Our paying guests were at the point of tears with most of his jokes. It's very hard to find a funny "clean comedian" these days but look no further. You sure kept our concert series going with ease! Hire this man and you will have no worries! Thanks again...!
Very funny and great guy. It has been a long time since I got cheek cramps from laughing so hard!!