Joe Ohrin
- Wilkes Barre, PA
- Stand-Up Comedian
- 3 Verified Bookings
Jack L. said “Joe was on time and ready to go. He kept it clean, but was really good when he picked on the crowd. He finished with a great song he made for our Christmas…”
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My service is the greatest service in the world: making people laugh. I can perform and have performed in every situation. I can be squeaky clean or delightfully dirty. I can perform in a big city or small town. I am able to perform at clubs, colleges, corporate events and fundraisers. As far as time goes I can do up to an hour. 30 minutes if I am required to be clean. Only request is that any booking must be at least a month in advance to not conflict with any other bookings. Pay will be negotiated depending on booking request.
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Price Range: Contact for rates
Gig Length: 20 - 60 minutes
Languages: English
Audiences, regardless of age, race, or gender have continuously enjoyed the onstage exploits of John Walton. My jokes and material have always left a lasting impact to where audiences have often, unsuccessfully, recited my material to their friends and have begged me to perform the same jokes whenever they see me. There's no subject that I can't handle. I can be squeaky clean or delightfully dirty depending on the environment. More often than not, I have been regarded as the funniest comedian on any given night. I am a true professional and I have the utmost respect for the business.
As you no doubt have seen, my name is John Walton. I am a 32 year old man who was born in Kentucky, raised in Philadelphia, and currently reside in Scranton, PA. My father always told me to follow my dreams. I told him my dream was to become a professional wrestler. He laughed for three straight days. That's when i decided to become a comedian.
I have won a couple comedy contests, most recently The 2012 Wisecrackers Comedy Competition at Wisecrackers Comedy Club and I was the winner of the 2010 Nepa Comedy Showcase Competition. I got my start performing at Keystone College where I was a student for three years. I performed at open mics and guest spots for several years where I honed my skills to the point where I have now worked as an emcee, feature, and headliner for numerous venues including clubs, colleges, bars, restaurants, and even a casino. I have performed with many great acts like The Reverend Bob Levy, MTV's Jessimae Peluso, and Carl LaBove. My material ranges from a wide variety of subjects including:
•my love for ugly women
•my hatred for bears
•my campaign to have a parade for fat people
Audiences, regardless of age, race, or gender have continuously enjoyed the onstage exploits of John Walton. My jokes and material have always left a lasting impact to where audiences have often, unsuccessfully, recited my material to their friends and have begged me to perform the same jokes whenever they see me. There's no subject that I can't handle. I can be squeaky clean or delightfully dirty depending on the environment. More often than not, I have been regarded as the funniest comedian on any given night. I am a true professional and I have the utmost respect for the business.
All I need is a mic and stage as far as technical services go. My rider requirements are just a meal, drink and hotel accommodation depending on length of travel and time of night if possible.
October 04, 2014 | Corporate Event |
August 22, 2014 | Public Event |
My influences are Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, Lewis Black, Dave Attell, Chris Rock.
Mirophone
mic stand
speaker system
Jack L. said “Joe was on time and ready to go. He kept it clean, but was really good when he picked on the crowd. He finished with a great song he made for our Christmas…”
Damaris R. said “𝙈𝙞𝙨𝙨 𝙅𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙨 𝙃𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙈𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙮 𝙞𝙣 𝘽𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙤𝙣 𝙉𝙔~ 𝙄𝙣 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙖𝙣 𝙁𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥 𝙈𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨🫣❗️🤯𝙒𝙖𝙩𝙖 𝘽𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙏𝙮 𝙃𝙤𝙡𝙔 𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙣 𝘽𝙮 𝙞𝙩𝙎𝙚𝙡𝙛 👏🏽𝙄𝙣𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙉𝙖𝙡, 𝙈𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙑𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙…”
Rebecca F. said “John did a great job working the crowd!”
Michele O. said “Tim was spot on! He took the information we gave him and translated it into a fantastic college graduation roast for our son. My guests were laughing…”