I'm a caaaa-razy kinda guy who... loves to make people laugh and cry, pee, puke all over themselves, and even poop themselves if I can! Wait, wait, I've made folks do all a dat, really... I have! Um... the reason I've done all a of that is to make myself feel better. So if you wanna belly laugh until your eyeballs explode,(OMG), then let me treat you to my humor okay? Aaaaand I'm totally awesome!!
Price Range: Contact for rates
Gig Length: 15 - 30 minutes
Languages: English, Other
What to Expect
I will only use this phrase once... I want people to realize God works in humorous ways. How do I know that you ask? Because I'm here on the planet with you, and that should explain it all.
I'm the FATKID, 300 lbs of insane hilarity with megatons of comedic talent in just my belly alone! I was born in Cochise, Az. and grew up in Avoca, Ar. Now I live in Rogers, Ar. in a homeless shelter, where I practice my comedy on fellow homeless comrades. When I'm not breaking them, and the staff up here, I work full time for a jelly factory. I know that sounds like a sticky situation, but somebody has to do it.Yea... I know all that sounds weird, but it would be a delicous sitcom. Ah , ah... jelly factory, sticky situation... get it?
I've never been infront of an audience before, but I'll be dipped in jelly if I don't try my hand at something I love doing so much. See, see... I got in another jelly joke huh? Awesome!
I beg of you, please make a fat kids dream come true, I have not so terminal cancer. But thank the gods that I can give laughter to the universe and bring peace to all mankind! Thank you, Ian (THE FATKID) Rugg
Additional Booking Notes
Just turn me lose and watch what happens okay?
Microphone and a roll of toilet paper. Why? Just because.
Influences & Inspiration
Um.. I think fellow comedians have influenced me the most. Why? Because any comedian that can make ME laugh are my idols. Besides that... TV shows that I watch like Jackass and The Tom Green Show have made me realize I don't have to be normal, ordinary, or plain to be funny. I want to expand the known limits of comedy, taking it to multi-universal levels.Uh uh, nope, no bounderies for this Fat Kid what so ever. Ain't that just awesome!
Microphone, a stool, and a roll of toilet paper.
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