Billy McFarland

15-20 minutes of Disney clean material

If you want PG 13 I can do 30-45 minutes

No restrictions, 1 hour

Billy McFarland decided he didn’t want to be 80 years old and say he wishes he had tried, so in 2000 went to his first open mic. Ever since then Billy has been writing jokes and hitting stages all across America. His hilarious style will win you over as he talks about all kinds of topics from growing up with big ears to asking the important questions like “What if policeman had to wear skates?” He has appeared on Fox’s Prison Break from the waist down and Good Morning Dallas. While the future may look bright for Billy he wants everyone to know that while it’s not always good to be Billy McFarland, it’s always interesting...and besides, right now he has to finish this video game.

All I need is a stool and a mic.