Situational comedy with original humor delivered in a diversity friendly manner. Events include roasts, toasts, and public stand up events. Have performed at Comedy Zone and lots of area churches. Some of my one liners include:
1) a guy wanted a refund on his hair transplant so they pulled the plug.
2) A child with ADD couldn't learn math because he couldn't give it his undivided attention.
3) When clergy disagree, it's called cross ventilation.
4) Plumbers understand customer service, they are at your disposal.
5) When he learned his girlfriend didn't like anything spicy, he appointed the Tabasco sauce to a cabinet position.
Price Range: $80-$400
Gig Length: 5 - 20 minutes
What to Expect
The audience can expect my observational comedy to reference various professions.
I have lived in Charlotte NC since 1981 and started doing stand up in 1999 when I began my divorce mediation practice. My material is clean, family-friendly, and observational (like Seinfeld's). I write new jokes daily. To prepare the audience for my kind of humor, I often mention Steven Wright's joke: A man wearing eyeglasses was walking down the street when his prescription ran out.
These are two of my jokes:
Our school system has gone down hill since we got rid of spanking. We are out of whack.
Detectives with lots of tattoos are pretty well informed. They definitely have more than an inkling.
I can emcee toasts and roasts, retirement celebrations and birthday parties.
Additional Booking Notes
I just need a microphone. I am quite flexible regarding lighting, staging, and sound.
Influences & Inspiration
Seinfeld, Dennis Miller, Robin Williams have all been influences.
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