Longhorn The Comedian Reviews, Stand-Up Comedian in St Louis, Missouri

loved him!

I booked him and a couple of his fellow comedians and my crowd loved him! He will tailor his routine to your liking as to not offend your crowd and will not disappoint! Highly recommend! Will definitely book again!

Hired by: Denise H.

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Organization: USAF
Event Date: April 14th, 2012
Event: Fund Raiser in Alton, IL
Services provided: Stand-Up Comedian

True Professional

I was the emcee at a Night of Comedy that featured Longhorn. Having never worked with him, or his troop, I wasn't sure what to expect or the reaction of the crowd. However, Longhorn connected with the group and I saw more smiles than a group of kids playing with a puppy. By the end of the night my only concern was possible medical issues after seeing people laugh so hard. Everyone there felt like they had a new friend named, "Longhorn."

Response from Longhorn The Comedian:
Thank you Sir.....that was too cool of you. Looking forward to working with you again in the future.

Review by: Matt W.

Event Date: March 23rd, 2012
Event: Fund Raiser in Imperial, MO
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Wow, I don't think I could do better

Wow says it all, I have assisted a few organizations with fundraisers using Longhorn as the Host Commedian and charging him with setting up the nights entertainment. He comes through everytime and even better he makes sure he hits the mark when it comes to the expectations of the crowd. I have to say if you need to pull off a comedy event and keep the comedy in certain guidelines (yes you can have a comedy event rated PG13!) Longhorn can pull it off and have you laughing on the floor. My hats off to not only a Stand up Comic but a Stand up Guy. Look forward to seeing another show!

Response from Longhorn The Comedian:
Thank you Sir...for booking me and believing in me.

Hired by: Bill W.

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Event Date: March 23rd, 2012
Event: Fund Raiser in Imperial, MO
Services provided: Comedian, Comedy Show, Stand-Up Comedian

Awesome Comedian

I have know Longhorn for over a year and have worked with him for over nine mouths. He is a fabulous individual both on and off the stage. Very easy to work with, deals well with all types of audiences and the very bottom line is.......he's funny!!!! I would, NO.... I will give anyone the very highest recommendations to hire and work with "LongHorn - The Comedian".

Response from Longhorn The Comedian:
Thank you Sir.

Hired by: Richard B. E.

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Organization: Elsenpeter Productions
Event Date: March 3rd, 2012
Event: Private Party in Quincy, IL
Services provided: Stand-Up Comedian
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Yes... He IS that good.

I have seen Long horn in Saint Louis. I have seen him in Marion, Il. I have been lucky to have shared a stage on both occasions. Watching Long Horn work is a study in the American experience made funny. All from the faceted perspectives of an intellectual, a father, an everyman, a husband, a soldier and a cowboy. All rolled up in one and delivered in a great show. His delivery is flawless and his stage presence is larger than life. You can't go wrong seeing his show.

Review by: Dominic E. B.

Event Date: February 24th, 2012
Event: Bar/Lounge in Marion, IL

Fantastic show, nothing but the highest compliments

We hired Longhorn for a Co. X-mas party for around 60 people. Great show, he quickly picked up and adapted to our audience and had everyone laughing. Because of Longhorn this turned out to be our best employee party ever.

Response from Longhorn The Comedian:
Thank you very much....I really appreciate you having me. God Bless You and Your Crew!!!

Hired by: Dave S.

: Expertise
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: Priced Fairly
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Organization: Schweissguth Bros.
Event Date: January 14th, 2012
Event: Christmas Party in Union, MO
Services provided: Stand-Up Comedian
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amazing comic...would love to see again...

the show in kansas city was great... better than the headliner...by far...cant wait to see again.. he was funny, good looking and so sweet to talk to...thanks!

Review by: jamie p.

Event Date: December 25th, 2011
Event: Club/Nightclub in Kansas City, KS
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Truly funny.

Loved seeing him for the first time at Stanfords in Kck. A truly funny man who is easy on the eyes as well.

Review by: Kim k.

Event Date: December 25th, 2011
Event: Club/Nightclub in Kansas City, KS

Great Time!!

This guy is hilarious! You gotta get him to tell the "Charcola" joke. He's all around funny. Not loud at all so u cn hear the punchlines each time! I go to see him every time he's in my area! Really funny guy!

Review by: adriia g.

Event Date: December 23rd, 2011
Event: Club/Nightclub in Kansas City, MO

A Must See

Longhorn brings a fresh and unique look at comedy. He is able to tame any sort of crowd and keep the laughs comings. One of the comedians that I don’t mind watching time and time again. That and the added fact that he is always willing to sit and talk with the crowd on a personal basis after the show. If you have not seen Longhorn do yourself a favor and do it quick.

Doug Cheatham

Review by: Doug C.

Event Date: December 23rd, 2011
Event: Club/Nightclub in Kansas City, KS

What a night!!

I had the pleasure of seeing this guy perform at Fort Riley. He had us all laughing from the moment he stepped on stage. Down to earth guy with a great sense of realistic humor! Best wishes!!

Response from Longhorn The Comedian:
Thank you, thank you, thank you

Review by: Angie C.

Event Date: December 10th, 2011
Event: Bar/Lounge in Fort Riley, KS

Funny from the word go. This guy has it all. Very funny.

Longhorn was part of my radio station's annual event to benefit the Eastern Illinois Foodbank, and he was awesome. Longhorn was super easy to work with, a complete professional, very easy to get a hold of, and most of all, funny. If you need someone to light up the room with laughs, Longhorn is your guy. Plain and simple, this guy is knock down, stand up, knock you down again, funny. I could not have been happier, and neither could the crowd. They loved him. I would definitely hire Longhorn again and highly recommend you do the same... you won't be disappointed.
Doug- Mornings/APD 925. The Chief fm in Champaign, IL.

Hired by: Doug J.

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Organization: Illini Radio Group
Event Date: November 25th, 2011
Event: Concert Venue in Champaign, IL
Services provided: Stand-Up Comedian

Funny from the word go. This guy has it all. Very funny.

Longhorn was part of my radio station's annual event to benefit the Eastern Illinois Foodbank, and he was awesome. Longhorn was super easy to work with, a complete professional, very easy to get a hold of, and most of all, funny. If you need someone to light up the room with laughs, Longhorn is your guy. Plain and simple, this guy is knock down, stand up, knock you down again, funny. I could not have been happier, and neither could the crowd. They loved him. I would definitely hire Longhorn again and highly recommend you do the same... you won't be disappointed.
Doug- Mornings/APD 925. The Chief fm in Champaign, IL.

Response from Longhorn The Comedian:
Thank You Again....for letting me be a part of something that is really near and dear to me. People. Look forward to working with you again.

Hired by: Doug J.

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: Communication
: Professionalism
: Priced Fairly
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Organization: Illini Radio Group
Event Date: November 25th, 2011
Event: Concert Venue in Champaign, IL
Services provided: Stand-Up Comedian
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Comedy & Co. booking of Lonhorn

It was an honor to have Longhorn headline a show for Comedy & Co. His positive message along with his original humor made the evening a perfect performance. Looking forward to working with Longhorn The Comedian in the future

Hired by: mike t.

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Organization: Comedy & Co
Event Date: November 2nd, 2011
Event: Bar/Lounge in Terre Haute, IN
Services provided: Stand-Up Comedian
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ABSOLUTE PROFESSIONAL

I booked Longhorn for a small show in a rough bar. Longhorn was funny off stage and nothing but a comic genius on stage. This man was able to take a loud, rough, and tough crowd and turn them into what looked like a bunch of laughing children.

Longhorn The Comedian is one of the most all around porfessional comics I have worked with to date. I will ABSOLUTELY be booking him for future shows.

Hired by: Joseph L.

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Organization: Over The River Promotions
Event Date: September 29th, 2011
Event: Bar/Lounge in Paducah, KY
Services provided: Stand-Up Comedian

Amazing performer! Highly Recommend this comic!!!

I have worked with Longhorn on a couple of different occasions. Each time he was a complete professional. From a booking stand point, he is a dream to work with. The audiences he performed in front of absolutely loved him. He is very diverse and appeals to all types of crowds. I have already booked him for future events.

Laurie Fank - Funny Factory Comedy

Response from Longhorn The Comedian:
Thank you for the gracious words!!!! Looking forward to working with you again soon.

Hired by: Laurie F.

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Organization: Funny Factory Comedy
Event Date: September 10th, 2011
Event: Club/Nightclub in Manhattan, KS
Services provided: Stand-Up Comedian
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This Guy is Funny all the time

Some comedians are only funny when they are on stage, indicating that their show is scripted. But Longhorn The Comedian is funny all the time, and was a joy to be around. He also knew when to be a professional and did what ever needed to be done to make the show a success. He took the time to interact with audience before and after the show. Longhorn made a strong fan base while visiting Germany, and we will be staying in contact with him to invite him to perform for us in the future.

Response from Longhorn The Comedian:
Thank you greatly....this means alot to me!!!

Hired by: robert w.

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Organization: VP Ops Germany GMD Ent
Event Date: July 29th, 2011
Event: Club/Nightclub in Myra, KY
Services provided: Stand-Up Comedian

Very funny and down to earth...

Several friends and I celebrated a birthday at the Looney Bin comedy club in Tulsa, Oklahoma..... Longhorn was so funny that my friends and I are still talking about the show. After the show he mingled with us and took plenty of pictures while still making us laugh. we can't wait for his return.

Response from Longhorn The Comedian:
Hey...Thanks for the Great Review....I am glad I could make you and yours laugh...If you want me to come back, just email the club and let them know. Again, Thank You!!!!

Review by: Michelle L.

Event Date: July 22nd, 2011
Event: Club/Nightclub in Tulsa, OK
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Long Horn the Comedian brought the laughs to GMD's European

Long Horn was hired by GMD-Entertainment July 2011 to Headline a 3 city 3 show tour. He was hilarious and his timing was awesome. He quickly adapted to his new location and provided remarkable on the spot adjustment comedy. His show provided flexible entertainment for soldiers, airmen and their families in the cities of Stuttgart, Mannheim, and Heildelberg. His show was so great that we have booked him for another 6 shows in 2012. Thank you Long Horn.

Response from Longhorn The Comedian:
Thank you...it is an honor and a privilege to d my part.

Hired by: Anthony A.

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Organization: GMD-Entertainment
Event Date: July 21st, 2011
Event: Club/Nightclub in Atlanta, GA
Services provided: Stand-Up Comedian
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super hilarious and a great guy

Loved the show Longhorn headlined in Greenwood, In. with Matt Collins and others.. He put on a hell of a show and u can tell he loves what he does.. Can't wait for him to make another appearance back in Indiana sometime..

Review by: Bradley M.

Event Date: July 11th, 2011
Event: Fund Raiser in Greenwood, IN
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Funny Guy

I happen to know Longhorn personally and can honestly say he is extremely funny on and off stage. He is a must see.

Review by: David W.

Event Date: July 9th, 2011
Event: Concert Venue in Kansas City, KS
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Funny, reliable, and adaptable

Longhorn was a featured comic on our show to benefit Joplin, MO. A versatile comedian that can appeal to all races and ages. He is a solid host, and an even better headliner.

Hired by: GK P.

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Organization: Legendary Entertainment
Event Date: June 17th, 2011
Event: Club/Nightclub in Joplin, MO
Services provided: Stand-Up Comedian
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Moose lodge in greenwood, IN

Longhorn was the headliner at a comedy show put on by matt collins in matts hometown greenwood, IN. Being friends with Matt we went to the show. And let me tell you..I have never laughed so hard, I was laughing so hard at one point I had tears running down my cheeks. He even had my mother-in-law in tears! Can not wait to see him again!

Review by: Heather M.

Event Date: June 11th, 2011
Event: Fund Raiser in Greenwood, IN
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A True Professional and great talent

We were looking for someone to headline our 1st Annual Fishing For Freedom Quincy, IL event in June 2011. I got on-line and found Longhorn The Comedian. Then noticed he only lived a couple hours away. Now to convince him to do our event and a price we could afford. So I picked up the phone and called his booking number. I didn't get someone else, I talked to Longhorn. I explained what our event was and before I got done, he interrupted me and said he would do it. He was great working with us to get to a price we could afford.

Though the whole process of booking him and getting him to our event, Longhorn was a true professional. You won't find a easier guy to work with. Every time I called him and told him of this change or that change, he would say "It's no problem". He made my job a lot easier.

Now he showed up at our event about 6 hours ahead of time to checkout the venue and see what we had for him. He was funny from the moment he showed up. Now it's 8pm and he takes the stage as our headliner in front of 500 Military Men & Women. It was great. He worked the crowd and did plenty to keep them entertained.

He was so good and easy to work with, we are going to use him for many years to come. He will be back headlining our 2012 Fishing For Freedom Quincy, IL event June 2nd, 2012 in Quincy, IL

Response from Longhorn The Comedian:
It is an honor and a privilege to be apart of your great event. I am looking forward to being this year. God Bless You and Yours.

Hired by: Dave U.

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Organization: Fishing For Freedom Quincy, IL
Event Date: June 4th, 2011
Event: Sporting Event in Quincy, IL
Services provided: Stand-Up Comedian
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Absolutely Professional

I contracted “Longhorn” to perform a show in Jefferson City, Missouri. Longhorn upon the first conversation put my mind at ease due to his ability to talk business without an ego. At the point in the conversation when it came to contracting and guarantees we made a gentleman’s agreement with a verbal handshake and the deal was done.

“Longhorn” performed to the allotted time and had to deal with a few crowed interruptions. “Longhorn” handled them as a comedian would but with professionalism. Working with “Longhorn” made my job as the show producer a very easy task. So easy I was able to sit in the audience and watch his outstanding performance.

I WILL book “Longhorn” once again for future performances as long as his schedule works it out.

Hired by: Marcus D. I.

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Organization: 2962-Productions
Event Date: June 2nd, 2011
Event: Bar/Lounge in Jefferson City, MO
Services provided: Stand-Up Comedian
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Hey there, I have had the pleasure of enjoying many shows of "The Premiere Black Cowboy Longhorn" he is ahumble gentleman and have appreciated his dedication to the men & women that fight for our country. He is extremely funny on and off the stage. I definitely look forward to seeing him perform, he is in his "there" and you enjoy every minute of te journey he takes you on with his humor of experiences of his life. Keep up the hard work Longhorn, success is yours for th taking. I hope others will appreciate the gift of laughter you bring to any venue.

Review by: Kimberly S.

Event Date: May 29th, 2011
Event: Club/Nightclub in Kansas City, MO
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OMG! LongHorn The Comedian! Let's see? Ummmmm.......On a Business Level, He's Serious, Comical, Entertaining and Funny Comedian You will definitely Enjoy & Love !

On the Personal level, He's a Serious and down to earth individual.

Review by: Tunya F.

Event Date: February 3rd, 2011
Event: Concert Venue in St Louis, MO
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I met Longhorn while doing the 50 Comics Deep Competition sponsored by Nephew Tommy of The Steve Harvey Morning Show. He's a pro at What he does, the material isnt geared toward one particular demographic he's an everyman onstage. Ive been doining comedy for 10 years myself and I can say that he is a real comic and by that I mean he writes jokes,his set doesnt depend on working the crowd over or insulting people in the first row. Book him and you will book him again.

Review by: Cerrome R.

Event Date: October 22nd, 2010
Event: Competition in Columbia, SC
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A unique must see comedian

In a world where most of the acts are doing the same tired material, there stands alone Comedian Long Horn. When you see an African American comedian clad in a cowboy hat and boots it makes you stand up and take notice. He flawlessly spins personal stories and outrageous observation with the best of them and I could not stop laughing and thinking to myself "I never thought of that" throughout the whole of his set. If you are looking to see a unique one of a kind act Comedian Long Horn is an excellent choice. I will make room for you on the bandwagon.

Review by: Ike S.

Event Date: October 15th, 2010
Event: Club/Nightclub in North Charleston, SC

off tha chain

I did a my 1st comedy show a year ago with 4 acts. One of my acts bought an extra comedian. It was long horn. OMG he kilt it. Great comic, da crowd loved Long Horn and so did I. Hire him, you won't be disappointed. PROMISE!!!!!! Hightower from Madisonville

Response from Longhorn The Comedian:
Thank you Sir...Looking forward to coming back soon .

Hired by: Brandon H.

: Expertise
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Organization: Swagg Ent
Event Date: September 25th, 2010
Event: Private Party in Henderson, KY
Services provided: Comedy Show, Stand-Up Comedian