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Member Since: 03-30-2007
Ready to shake up your next event? Then invite a few dummies. David Crone and his team will stir things up to get your next event rolling – and the audience rolling in the aisles.
A former Fortune 500 executive, David is no dummy. He understands your need to create a compelling and engaging experience. His unique combination of comedy, ventriloquism, and magic is sure to energize your group.
David has performed on stages from Washington, D.C., to Las Vegas for corporations from AOL to Zippo. He has a wealth of material that can accommodate your group, from family friendly to PG-13 to customized comedy that will motivate your audience.
David Crone has been performing onstage for more than 25 years. After pulling a magic trick out of a cereal box when he was a kid, David became enchanted with illusions and entertainment. He has honed his passion into an unforgettable interactive stage show featuring a fresh combination of ventriloquism, magic, and comedy.
With a degree in electrical engineering and a minor in theater from the University of Pittsburgh, David joined the corporate workforce as a software engineer – even before that was cool. He climbed the ranks into upper management at America Online, complete with corner office and executive assistant. But David’s urge to have fun never escaped him. He made sure that work, for himself and his whole team, included laughter every day.
Eventually, David decided he should share his zest for fun with the rest of the world. Now David takes his act to corporations across the country, performing at special events, holiday parties, and departmental meetings, where he specializes in giving audiences side-splitting entertainment – with a message, or just for fun.
I'm No Dummy Productions brings a unique blend of comedy ventriloquism and magic using lots of audience interaction. Be ready to laugh and have a good time when this cast of characters comes to your event. This is no passive experience. Your audience should be ready to become part of the show - especially for the closing where two of your people will become the stars of the show in a way that will leave your guests laughing long after the event has ended.
Typical Gig Duration: 30 - 90 minutes
We bring a full sound system to most gigs and can also bring lights to be used as needed. There should be a clear view of the performance area from all seats. Please keep balloons and other decorations out of the line of sight. The audience should be up close and in front of, not surrounding, the performance space.